Historical observation and practical jokes are the only acceptable applications of tine travel.

Hans... der is zumting vritten on it. .. "vat does it say Bertold?" ... it says (looks, looks again).. it says 'You know the rules, ... and so do I.'

Yeah, flintlock axe-pistol doesn't xactly pair well against Panzer divisions.

I am Jack's dissociative personality disorder... I keep Jack sane enough to deal with you, the public of society, by allowing him to live a completely insane, wreckless life.

Thus heralding the end of the dinosaurs and proving for a third time, "people with ambition, need a little recognition, for the work they did for you yesterday; and if you do not care, who it was that got there, then in the ashes you can play."

How little you know. The dinosaurs were killed when one of their great scientists was snubbed for tenure, denied a federal grant, and lost international science award to a young female sauropod who posted her angry rant about global cooling on Facebook. So distraught, he lost touch with reality and expanded to autonomous robotic space travel. Within 10 years his robotic work force had built a utopia upon a near earth asteroid.
As he approached the science center to reveal his accomplishments, he was attacked by a flat earth protest group and killed. Following a "dead man" protocol, the space robots exited to solar system to colonize other worlds. As they passed the kuiper belt, a thrust adjustment satellite was deployed which nudged a large asteroid into impact orbit with earth.

People, you are literally debating the intelligence of primates in preference to the stupidity of humans... wake up America!

Bet gorillas wouldn't be in danger of eating Tide Pods.

Sorry but no, there is only 1 Star Wars. It is canonical divided into many chapters or "episodes" with some side stories, but it is the one and only Star Wars.

The race can be over when I cross the finish line!.. Swedish officials: ok, we have a special clock for that, its Swiss.