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Better Gregposting 5 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
But she's wearing that mask all wrong.
a squirrel hijacked my brain 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
First time meeting a weirdo on the internet?? I was born with 3, fully plumbed kidneys. College Bronchitis issues required high contrast x-rays which showed extra lobes of lungs. I have dark, straight hair like father, but patches of blonde, curly hair like my mother. My muscle and bone density is about 40% higher than you "normal" people, so it throws off the electroresisive test for body fat which is based on "average physique". Look up hyper-zygomatic chimerism, I've been told it's a possibility since twins happen in my family.
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a squirrel hijacked my brain 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Yeah, I'm looking for new primary care provider. Old one insisted that I don't have 3 kidneys, lungs don't have 4 and 5 lobes respectively, my metabolism cannot possibly be 3200 calories per day, and (at 274 pounds) I need to lose 115 pounds to be healthy weight despite their own test saying I'm NEGATIVE 11% body fat. Hmmm, it's almost as if I'm not a 50th percentile "average person".
Drunk Girls Being Wholesome 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
While voluntold to be bouncer / bartender at a polish wedding (in Texas), drunk girl demanded more beer and I cut her off, tried to stab me with her shoe (flats). 3 cowboys came by and got beer to share with her. Later tried to punch me for not letting drunk girl get drunker.
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Daily dose of history, part 72 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Historical observation and practical jokes are the only acceptable applications of tine travel.
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Making this at 2AM for no reason 5 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
After significant consideration, I have chosen wolf girlfriend. Because blue hair is considered weird around small town Texas.
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Daily dose of history, part 72 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Hans... der is zumting vritten on it. .. "vat does it say Bertold?" ... it says (looks, looks again).. it says 'You know the rules, ... and so do I.'
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'Yes, both are great, but have you tried flintlock axe pistol?' 5 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Yeah, flintlock axe-pistol doesn't xactly pair well against Panzer divisions.
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White club 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
I am Jack's dissociative personality disorder... I keep Jack sane enough to deal with you, the public of society, by allowing him to live a completely insane, wreckless life.
Where other see a defeat, I see an opportunity 10 comments
Like the doc said to me after the examination, "That's a great tip you've got" 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
I plumbed the discharge from the washing machine to front flower beds. Added second field line to septic to run nearer the live oak trees just in time for 2011 drought, lost 6 trees elsewhere but those were ok.
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Gorillas dismantling poacher traps 18 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Thus heralding the end of the dinosaurs and proving for a third time, "people with ambition, need a little recognition, for the work they did for you yesterday; and if you do not care, who it was that got there, then in the ashes you can play."
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Gorillas dismantling poacher traps 18 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
How little you know. The dinosaurs were killed when one of their great scientists was snubbed for tenure, denied a federal grant, and lost international science award to a young female sauropod who posted her angry rant about global cooling on Facebook. So distraught, he lost touch with reality and expanded to autonomous robotic space travel. Within 10 years his robotic work force had built a utopia upon a near earth asteroid.
As he approached the science center to reveal his accomplishments, he was attacked by a flat earth protest group and killed. Following a "dead man" protocol, the space robots exited to solar system to colonize other worlds. As they passed the kuiper belt, a thrust adjustment satellite was deployed which nudged a large asteroid into impact orbit with earth.
As he approached the science center to reveal his accomplishments, he was attacked by a flat earth protest group and killed. Following a "dead man" protocol, the space robots exited to solar system to colonize other worlds. As they passed the kuiper belt, a thrust adjustment satellite was deployed which nudged a large asteroid into impact orbit with earth.
Gorillas dismantling poacher traps 18 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
People, you are literally debating the intelligence of primates in preference to the stupidity of humans... wake up America!
Gorillas dismantling poacher traps 18 comments
Maybe god made me autistic to protect me from such people 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Time agent supervisor "hey intern, how's it going?" Fine Sir, just doing the little stuff; keeping the autists single so they can focus on work."
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We know, right? 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Sorry but no, there is only 1 Star Wars. It is canonical divided into many chapters or "episodes" with some side stories, but it is the one and only Star Wars.
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Is he the good guy or the bad guy? 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Hey, police defunded and "non-violent" offenders offered parole to ease prison overcrowding; if we all chip in for an Uber and snacks, I say let the Punisher roll.
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