They said that about angels too but....oh.

.. and 103% super fluffy cutie pie. C'mon doggo, let's go catfish up some pedophiles for your supper.

I see you trying to do... DON'T!

But she's wearing that mask all wrong.

Grand theft ... otter?

First time meeting a weirdo on the internet?? I was born with 3, fully plumbed kidneys. College Bronchitis issues required high contrast x-rays which showed extra lobes of lungs. I have dark, straight hair like father, but patches of blonde, curly hair like my mother. My muscle and bone density is about 40% higher than you "normal" people, so it throws off the electroresisive test for body fat which is based on "average physique". Look up hyper-zygomatic chimerism, I've been told it's a possibility since twins happen in my family.

Yeah, that happens.

Historical observation and practical jokes are the only acceptable applications of tine travel.

Hans... der is zumting vritten on it. .. "vat does it say Bertold?" ... it says (looks, looks again).. it says 'You know the rules, ... and so do I.'

Yeah, flintlock axe-pistol doesn't xactly pair well against Panzer divisions.

I am Jack's dissociative personality disorder... I keep Jack sane enough to deal with you, the public of society, by allowing him to live a completely insane, wreckless life.