The trees are on schrooms

I know things and fix stuff.

Hypervigilance, chronic depression and the ability to screw up even the most basic suicide attempt, in one instance, almost miraculously (very low odds survival).
Nothing can kill me.(those who don't know) see this as a super power, (those who know) know it is a curse...

There was this loud POP sound when I read this and now I smell burning toast.

(O0)

The lump sum option let's you take home the money that the lottery commission directly collected from ticket sales for THAT lottery, less operating costs and payouts to stakeholder programs like teachers funds. Had they made one, much smaller, payment to you the balance would've been invested in high yield stocks and bonds to net them significantly more profit which would've paid you out over time.
Instead, investing the money you collected to get the full $2B is on you. As it is income, you are still subject to federal income tax, and GOOD NEWS, the rich get taxed up to 38%. So ALLLLLLLLL that money you don't get, goes to federal aide programs like highways, military, parks, Medicare, etc.
Yes, the government benefits from the WINNER losing what everyone calls "their fair share" when billionaires earn their profits. How sad, you ONLY GET +300MILLION times your return on investment in that lottery ticket.

Bad wiring is not a joke. It is a fire hazard.

I'm filming and amateur porn video in 1980s style and the plot is a scientist gets down with a spirit.

Frederick.

Neo's "fantasy life" still had him working in a cubicle.

Not doing you a favor really. Cleaning up the intruders on his own turf. Helping you keeps inter-area crime reports low to reduce patrols.

(oo) tries not to cry (,oo,)..

Climate change brining about accelerated evolution to insect women suddenly make me want to own a coal mine.

Meh

Pendehu, oraley, you been seenin' that bruha Rosaline? You know she's my cousin, we tell each other that s#i/. We gonna put a hex on you so bad, you gonna cross the border INTO Venezuela before you get away from it.

LIES! I saw your fat momma tryin'a run down this street.

Your diet confuses and frightens me sir.

Gold is what the gods used to seal up the gremlins and evil spirits. Put into Earth, buried to protect the worlds for all of time. (Humans) "oooh, pretty". (Elder Gods) "I wanna tell them, but part of me wants to watch and see how it turns out... for lolz."

This is how the world SHOULD be. Though required. ... (sigh) ... and then thet changed math...