InspectorA

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Who would spend the night in lockdown in here? 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
I would spend ALL of lockdown here.
Whatever you do, don't spill your coffee 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
There is a literal cup hold there OP. obviously its.. American Airline... (YEEEEAAAAHH!)
yes 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
The blade craves the iron in the blood. To be back together with the iron.. return us to the iron.
If your username is "fish ***er" you got some explaining to do 8 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
I am become meme, the poker of bears.
It's not wrong 9 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Only if you don't count the super tiny, dwarf brown star that co-orbits our sun from the distance of the ort cloud. Too dim to be seen and small to detect gravitationally (Conspiracy theorists GO!)
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Seras and her cannon 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Mmmmm, police girl and her big guns. (Booooommmbbs)
Anon tries something different 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
...is this lady or Jerome in the room with us now?
Like they are the same 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Yeah, but... he's got personality. personality goes a long way. ... he's got several I think.
Yeah, basically 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
ANYONE paying 90% taxes will sell their business to foreign buyers, take payment in stock, expatriate and cash out in country of choice.
Life is suffering 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
The level of insanity is directly proportional to amount of daily sunlight exposure.
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Sad existential crisis noises 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
The 44 year old virgin.
Memecelial symbiosis 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
The trees are on schrooms
I am wavy 8 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
I know things and fix stuff.
Kirby just did what?! 5 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Hypervigilance, chronic depression and the ability to screw up even the most basic suicide attempt, in one instance, almost miraculously (very low odds survival).
Nothing can kill me.(those who don't know) see this as a super power, (those who know) know it is a curse...
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Gay is the new straight, I think 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
There was this loud POP sound when I read this and now I smell burning toast.
Simply befuddling 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
(O0)
Don’t you like paying 5k for a sprained ankle? 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
The lump sum option let's you take home the money that the lottery commission directly collected from ticket sales for THAT lottery, less operating costs and payouts to stakeholder programs like teachers funds. Had they made one, much smaller, payment to you the balance would've been invested in high yield stocks and bonds to net them significantly more profit which would've paid you out over time.
Instead, investing the money you collected to get the full $2B is on you. As it is income, you are still subject to federal income tax, and GOOD NEWS, the rich get taxed up to 38%. So ALLLLLLLLL that money you don't get, goes to federal aide programs like highways, military, parks, Medicare, etc.
Yes, the government benefits from the WINNER losing what everyone calls "their fair share" when billionaires earn their profits. How sad, you ONLY GET +300MILLION times your return on investment in that lottery ticket.
The fable about the north wind and the sun may have been accurate 10 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
@guest_ when I'm running for office, you're my designated speech writer. Brilliant.
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They just couldn't resist those hygienic hunks 3 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
The beard still plays.
Couldn't be more gay 2 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Eats colored glitter in ROYGBIV sequence a few minutes apart so the shit gets REALLY gay.
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Be Spoopy 1 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Bad wiring is not a joke. It is a fire hazard.
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Wrong answers only. You called these guys to handle what for you? 3 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
I'm filming and amateur porn video in 1980s style and the plot is a scientist gets down with a spirit.
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We are all guilty. Even the ladies 18 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
The dream police would like to know your location.
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Need help identifying this type of dinosaur 3 comments
inspectora · 1 year ago
Frederick.
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