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And dont forget stupid long usernames which make no sense 15 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
Does the pun have to be specifically directed at mentally handicap people?
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One of the truest forms of pain I've ever known 19 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
I'ma tag a request @sassysquatch
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One of the truest forms of pain I've ever known 19 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
For real @dimmerdeath...
Oh what up son! That's right, I'm part of this conversation too. I'ma tag myself. @inyourendo
I'ma tag a rando too @needmorec4
Keep it up I'ma tag all sorts of folks who got nothing to do with this.
Oh, and *you're
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Sonic rainbow 19 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
Oh, I get it!!! Your name tells me why the comment was written that way.
Every girl will know 6 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
You won't find them, but the vacuum will.
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Sonic rainbow 19 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
Wat?
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Me when I'm an old person 16 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
I like the horny theory better.
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The answer to all of our problems 4 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
"Why just open your beer when you can grope it open?" -Gropener
"Don't just drink your beer, sexual assault it with the gropener." -Gropener
"That beer was asking for it." -Gropener
"What rhymes with subway penis grind? Not Gropener but it's close." -Gropener
Choose your favorite slogan
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One of the truest forms of pain I've ever known 19 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
I see and I like it.
"Grass, Yoga, Whatever you people eat..." 13 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
I stopped reading when it said, "tastes somewhere between turkey and real beef." That's their way of saying, "it taste enough like beef that you know it's not complete tree bark."
I am guessing that the taste is probably due to the "medium rare" appearance giving the burger a placebo effect. (Especially because they make a point to show you how real it looks) Taste buds are pretty easy to fool when under the guidance of a visual image; however, in a blindfold test I'm guessing it would be easy to tell the difference between the real burger and the impostaburger. Then again, I haven't personally tried it so it might not taste like barf and cardboard.
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Tumblr ay? Mark 2 20 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
I love Karl Pilkington
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The cheapest phone holder 6 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
Cats don't do that, it's either a trained dog dressed as a cat... or the cat is dead.
One of the truest forms of pain I've ever known 19 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
Or telling your neighbor, "I ran over your dog because the little shit keeps barking in the middle of the night. So, when I pulled out of my driveway this morning, and saw him standing there, I took an opportunity I could only assume was an answer to prayer."
Like that?
Greeaaattt idea #2
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Don't do this. Be honest about what you want, communicate, don't pull this bullshit. 19 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
Should have went with, "I'm so sorry to hear that. Let me know if you need anything."
That goes for boyfriends and just friends.
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Practicing for MRI 6 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
That's smart.
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A ship and its captain 3 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
Compensating
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Me when I'm an old person 16 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
When they got caught he was no longer horny.
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If oceans were replaced by forests 23 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
The Maxx
I should really not laugh about this. 12 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
My wife did this with a ferret in college... then with a cat... then with a baby. Wait no, the baby is mine. Just a ferret and cat.
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How does one f*ck up so badly? 3 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
Well, that's one way to do it.
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Sonic rainbow 19 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
That's the fastest gay pride parade you"ll ever see.
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Pass on the problem 4 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
Nah. I'd rather never open that cabinet again. Looks like I'm eating everything off of paper plate and plastic from now on.
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get the popcorn 1 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
I saw swat pull up in front of my neighbors house... this is a picture of me 2 months ago.
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She must be delicious 3 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
My daughter does the same thing. One of the cats even leans in now to give her a kiss.
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LEMME TELL YALL RIGHT NOW!!! 18 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
*whispers back* understatement or not, it's still a reason why it's not as fun as Christmas. PS I like smiling, smiling is my favorite.
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