Even candles a douche bag vapers.

I'll just talk to the wocket in my pocket.

Someone please explain this... it's got like 200+ likes so someone must understand it.

The neck is the groin of the head.

What if I told you, this isn't even basic psychology. It is basic common knowledge.

The purpose of me having a cellphone is so I can get a hold of other people, no so they can get a hold of me. Kanye is an ass hat.

I called them water Smurfs. My childhood was shaped by Snorks, fraggle rock, and (I'll be surprised if anyone remembers this) the get along gang.

Take the bumpers out, they're a safety hazard. Everything else is normal.

"You see Ronnie, the gun is his dick!"

Cancer, global warming, poverty, terrorism, finding friends without dog allergies, maybe the loss of a family member, strokes, and probably spiders.

I told multiple people I was 29 for an entire year... I was 28. It happens, and it will happen to you.

A sexual innuendo about a finger in an endo.
And a comment from @inyourendo.
The world may just explodendo.

Bad case of albino shits.

Can you imagine all the bad luck you could achieve in that room? Walking in, you fall over the invisible chair, shattering your face on the mirror floor before the floor itself shatters. This sends you into a panic as you run, screaming at the top of your lungs, for the door only to smash into the mirror wall breaking it into a bazillion pieces as it rains pieces of your reflection down around you.
You stand crying, as you hear a voice, "the exit is over here."
Walking in the direction of the voice you once again trip, only this time over the table.
All this chaos happens around you while people on the double sided mirror watch horrified by your stupidity.

Nap anytime anywhere? Sign me up.

Drunken sword fights sound pretty entertaining. For each point the viewer takes a shot so you can be part of the fun.
* If anyone, player or audience, barfs it's considered a foul, and the person you were betting against gets one free stab.

This would make more sense if it was prisoners vs people enrolled in k-12 schools. Higher education an option for many and not something that you are legally obligated to attend, unlike prison or basic education. Also, in many prisons there is an option to get a basic education.

Where do I get this?