And glittery dude.

Spider legs. That's all it takes.

I never did, and I'm terrified of getting it. To this day, if I buy a hat, it goes directly into the dryer for a cycle, then dipped into bleach, then baked on 350 degrees... all of that's not true except the dryer part.

Yeah, but when I see lazy boy name brand I don't think dwarf furniture. I would have just thought, "lazy boy off brand."

(@needmorec4 I'm sorry you have that viewpoint of Christians, an I completely understand why you would.)
A part of being a Christian is the denying of self, and not making others deny something they don't believe is wrong. Denying the self means not participating in actions that are naturally appealing to us as humans. Some of those actions of denial align with cultural norms, like not stealing, murder or lying. While premarital sex for example isn't typically taboo in today society, but by many Christian standards shouldn't be something we do. Christians, in my opinion, have been more focused on changing society to follow Christian beliefs; instead of just not participating in what society considers a norm. Christians shouldn't be telling the world how to act, we should be loving it in spite of how it acts, and showing our love by acts of kindness not by our words alone.

What if we all have wings and can't use them because we can't see them. What the fuck? this dream sucks. What if this is a dream but we can't see it because we're blind to the dream?

And is getting his prostate checked. (Look at that face)

You see cartoon characters in your day to day life too?