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Do what YOU want, people 41 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
Do you have a passion for math? Because your comment is 100% sad and boring.
I've never actually watched The X-Men. 5 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
That is the undertone message in the Xmen movie.
I guess destroying this planet is more important than exploring new ones 10 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
If there was an alien ship that was prepared to attack earth, I imagine, that would make those numbers shift.
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Saddest moment ever 11 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
Isn't there a sadsubstance website this could be posted to?
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#relatable 7 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
Just imagine a young Danny Tanner (dad on full house) curled into a ball screaming in a bathtub with blue latex gloves on, while a guy the size of Kevin James is coming at him. That's what it looked like. To this day he has a bit of a fear of mentally handicap people.
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they had it coming 9 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
If that was my child it wouldn't matter if the dude bought all the pies, my kid wouldn't be getting one anyway.
Because that's not how you ask for pie, but it is one way to ask for an ass slap.
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inyourendo · 8 years ago
When I worked at terminex my buddy got attacked by a handicapped guy. My friend was cornered in a bathroom, started to stepped back because the dude was coming for him, and he fell into the bathtub screaming (my friend is 6ft 3 in but you don't hit a handicap guy).
Then my friend just curled into the fetal position as the handicap guy ripped my buddies gloves off then ran out of the room.
We were no longer allowed to where gloves after that.
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New house 1 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
He looks like a base jumper.
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inyourendo · 8 years ago
Glad you picked up on the pun of it being racy.
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inyourendo · 8 years ago
I had another one about the cop probably not helping because of the dogs coat color, but I thought it was too racy.
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inyourendo · 8 years ago
Jesus guys it was a joke. Let's see if I can fix it... uhmmm, the cop probably helped him right away, and wasn't freaked out at all because there was a talking dog who could tell time.
Be like Elon!! 7 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
I just want a cash basket... like a huge basket of cash. I just want to change my world not everyone else's.
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inyourendo · 8 years ago
This is not accurate, dogs have no concept of time.
The most beautiful photo I've ever seen 8 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
Not really. I think the difference would be that humans are within the same species and share a communication within our species. Even with a language barrier, many times we can rely on basic body language and social cues. We, as humans, for the most part have evolved past the point of physical attacks in order to establish dominance; however, primates still rely greatly on physical contact to communicate. So, where a Hannibal character would be rare it is less worrisome than an animal attack where we don't share as complete communication with one another like we would other humans.
The most beautiful photo I've ever seen 8 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
I've always loved chips, primates, etc. the problem is, after that woman got her face nawed off in Florida by one I just can't look at them the same way... oh, and the planet of the apes where Cesar grabs the guys hand and is just about to bite off his fingers before he stops. That did it for me.
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inyourendo · 8 years ago
Guest, I hold a believe that the more words you use, the more intelligent you are. I do not buy into the concept of "swear words," inherently evil words, a word that can offend, and I don't feel like using any type of slang or certain type of word makes a person seem unintelligent. However, when someone asks a fucking question and you place assumptions, that I will add were never implied, that is what makes you an unintelligent twat.
Just the way mom used to make them 8 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
I'd buy them and just throw them away. I'm not a hero, but you're welcome everyone I just saved from eating one of those.
And, just to be clear, my first thought was to give them to a homeless person, but in this scenario the homeless person said, and I'm quoting, "I would rather starve."
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inyourendo · 8 years ago
Thanks shakes!
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I just wanted a recipe 9 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
Get 'em while they're hot!
Jesus, I'm a sicko.
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inyourendo · 8 years ago
Your last African American relationship did not work out, now you want to direct the pain you feel onto me; but the thing is, you're only going to hurt yourself, because I do not plan on even beginning a relationship with you.
Is that correct? I'm over 30 and trying.
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Big betrayal 17 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
You're asking the wrong question. The question should be, "who should feel the most betrayed?" The answer: Grimm, Mr. Grimm Reaper.
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Why why why 5 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
I was the same way till I had my own. The thing is, if you break someone's baby then you have to create an entire new life and disappear.
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Would gingerbread men eat small humans in their world? 5 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
The gingerbread tribes of The Frosting Plains, many years ago, would surround a human and run him/her off of The Cinnamon Cliffs. And then utilize the entire body of the human for various tools, weapons, and food.
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Great reason to work out 16 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
I do it to live a longer healthier life, but you gotta do you.
Global warming is a myth 28 comments
inyourendo · 8 years ago
That's the best way to look at ass cheeks.
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