Chuck T. Noris

Great they're redoing the movie Big now. The original with Tom Hanks was great.

There are always changes that occurs within a generation that the previous one won't understand. I'm 35, I watched the challenge blow up, I was in college when the towers went down, neither event traumatized me. However, we did have people protesting abortion on campus, in the worst possible way. They were handing out pamphlets with pictures of aborted babies and had several 10X10 posters of the various stages of abortion. I saw a woman break down screaming, then throw whatever she could at the signs while crying and curl into a ball in the middle of the grass. Witnessing that has been burned into my mind, I can't imagine what she went through. She deserves a place to go. When a soldier gets back from a tour and is trying to get through college but is at a breaking point because he's trying to memorize dates about a war when he just got back from one; he deserves a place to go. But if you're mad because someone calls you a name, that safe place isn't for you.

Dude... Who is mom? This is weird.

He's makin' his list,
he's checkin' it twice,
2016
who else is gonna die,
The angel known as death is coming,
To town,
No but for reals. 2016 is has been pretty shitty. If you believe in karma, there are only two outcomes I can foresee:
1: We as humans have done something really shitty over the years and this has now paid out karma debt. We're free and can go unchecked for another 100 years or so and the next generation can have a shit year.
Or
2: We got something really fucking spectacular coming in 2017. Like legal pot, or no one cares about sexuality and everyone stops talking about it.

Sometimes you sit on it. That's not a pun. It just happens.

This would make more sense if they used a 'T' shape because that is what most people are. I think the people who are great pieces see themselves as "T" but want to be "l" and those they see as "l" are little asshole pieces that are"z" and "t."
Fuck this analogy, be a Mario brother dude.

Me and my penis are best friends. We go on adventures all the time. I put him in all kinds of crazy places, we make helicopter noises, wake up together. Gotta treat your dick better man.

Sometimes ya gotta tug one out as you stroll through the house.

There is a theory that we all build our relationships around the needs we have of what others offer. I can't remember it fully, but it's something you can't escape. Just by being in that persons life you are fulfilling a need they have and them to you. But those needs do change over time and that is when relationships tend to fade.
I can't remember, it's the holidays and I'm an introvert. I've been around a shit load of people and can't think straight. It's made me grumpy. The point is every so often you hear some new spin on this, "friend for a reason a season and life." "Friend for a moment until they kill you." It's a social science theory if you're interested.

I don't know... I always smile when I sneak into a room dressed as a meat clown. Everyone always screams.

Looks like an ant.

That woman selling fruit looks like she's being held hostage by a squash.

Aaaaaaaaand there's a troll.