I thought there was a giant owl next to a tiny owl at first. Oops

Wait... I don't have a birthmark?

My author is illiterate.

I thought the sports bra was recognition to the US Women's National Soccer team during the World Cup 2015, specifically back in 1999 when one of the players scored a goal and took off their shirt in celebration.

Love Me Again in my ass...OH NO!

Understand the handwriting? I can't even understand what I need to write down!

BOOM! Headshot!

Add some whipped cream, strawberry (or blueberry) syrup, and some strawberries on top and I will DEVOUR THEM!!!

I play trombone, a bass clef instrument «='0

BUT I CAN ONLY READ BASS CLEF!!!!

if he borrowed money from his friend, the house owner, then he either repaid with electricity, water, gas, etc. House owners now just needs to pay the other bills!

You shoulda added captions. What the characters say is hilarious

You did... you forgot the BBQ sauce dressing

Well, there is a reason @danisnotonfire, I'd say you saved a life @amazingphil!

Anybody else say at one point and said,
"eh, i got enough already, let's do something else'
and then have to buy something and you don't have enough rupees?

IF I CAN BREAK THE BOWL AND IT STILL WORKS:
More Infinite Bowls
Money
Food
Water
Electricity
BFs/GFs
.
IF I BREAK THE BOWL AND IT CANNOT STILL WORK:
Money to buy the food, water, and make donations and get/fund more electricity.
.
IF I CAN PUT MULTIPLE ITEMS IN THE BOWL SIMULTANEOUSLY:
Money and food and water (although that may make soggy food/money)
.
IF I CAN PUT AN ITEM IN THE BOWL AND TAKE IT OUT AND PUT SOMETHING ELSE IN THERE:
Money and Food

What the dog was trying to say:
.
HI!
Hi!
Uhhhh... hi?
Get outa mah face.
GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY FACE YOU STUPID B*ITCH!
*smacks him*

KA-ME-HA-ME-.........HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!