Didn't the Japanese army try and fought a undeclared war (Mongolia, or east USSR?) for a short while, and got the shit beat out of them for their trouble? my understanding that this defeat is why the navy became the favored child of the Japanese military.

We should always remember that the founders were human at the end of the day. I don't know what you have done that gives you the right to judge him though, there are people today who are worse than he ever was and few today can claim to be his equal or better. Its sad how many maggots stand on his shoulders only to look down on him.

Polite to some women

It hads not been topped yet. Image what we can do now that we have an interstate system and paved to boot!

This actually makes me happy on several levels. My nerd side approves. I can't see hippies or small home types having any problems, and as a conservative I would rather have a homestead over a mansion, and these days bunkers and underground shelters are also appealing.

Most creatures alive today were born after 2000 horses, dogs, cats, birds, rodents, ect. ect. Humans have crazy long lives.

You have me looking up Eisenhower quotes now and damn this guy is good with words. "If you want total security, go to prison. There you will be fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking is freedom" as a guy who likes dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery, this guy is now my spirit animal.

White or grey hat hacker?

We turned wolves to dogs by petting them, petting lava is the only logical next step in our quest for beastmaster supremacy

Always check the bottom of your boots for screws/nails before doing work in a live panel.

That's why your here

So does farquaad actually hold dominion over the swamp or is it actually sherks little fiefdom? Because is he is lord of the swamp it would actually be funny to see him send in tax collectors, I wonder what shreks respond would be, he tends to negotiate first, scare second, and only fight as a last resort

At this point its just easier to move out into the country where no one gives a shit. I can name numerous watering holes that never closed or never did half capacity or masks required. Flyover country is truly a thing of beauty.

As much fun as it is to poke the british (and it is fun) I don't think we treat the Spanish or the Portuguese nearly this bad. All were involved with slaves and all didn't integrate well with the locals. This isn't a competition, we don't need a winner, they all suck. Or are the Latinos also giving the Spaniards grief and I just don't know?

Also, you call us crazy but don't try to lie like you never wanted to do this or wouldn't think it would be awesome

Also humans do human things, we are a funky creature between animal and god, we can build fantastic marvels or sow chaos and destruction equally well. Think of the worst monsters humanity has spawned, Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Khan, Cortez. As bad as they where, they where all human too. Just like you. You could be worse. It would be better to chance a minefield than to make an enemy of someone who will devote their life to making yours a living hell. You are more dangerous than any loaded gun.

Was there not great cities of over a million each all along the amazon? I kinda wished we learned more about them, they probably had an empire to rival Rome before the spread of pox.

Rope is cheaper

You are going to have to take out a loan just for the ammo for a drive by, and don't even get me started if that van doesn't have a full tank of gas

So what appears if I would fill my tub with beer? Would I get something different with moonshine?

You failed to add the headless horseless horseman from TF2