Jaharien

jaharien


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Oh crackers 15 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
RDR2, guess I am going to be running around with more dynamite than I usually do.
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I've got a bad feeling about this 2 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
Aztec's: we have an army
Spaniards: we have the pox.
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Gengis Khan begins his conquest 1 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
And Ladies! Can't forget the Ladies!
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Breaking News: Paratroopers too cold to be afraid 1 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
If Band of Brothers taught me anything, its all fun and games until you shit it their foxholes.
Come at me bruh 2 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
Also if you step onto an Americans property uninvited and you didn't bring beer but you get a whiff of moonshine, know that you are already dead.
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Come at me bruh 2 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
Ya no. Ammo is still a bitch to come by. You are looking at 2 scenarios bud. Either the guy with the gun is the distraction and the kid is lining you up in the sights of a cannon that shoots soda cans full of concrete. Or the property is covered in old rusty bear traps.
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Who cares about other when you have your waifu :) 1 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
Bad bargain, I would at least try to negotiate that she has a crush on me.
The s-word? On your Chinese Diseny server? It's more likely than you think 8 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
The fandom really couldn't care less what the license holder thinks is 'cannon'.
Also the mouse is a whore for China money. Kind of a dumb whore, considering fans pay out the ass for fan service, but so long as they make a profit and HR is happy they will do whatever.
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Hope they allow us to celebrate our freedom 5 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
Lockdowns are like speed limit signs, a cute suggestion. Everybody does their own thing.
Ching shih is truly a badass 7 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
The world used to be a bigger place, we will probably see some return with space travel. Going through astroid belts will probably be dicey for a whole host of reasons
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Poke a stick at a grizzly bear 32 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
45-70 is a rifle round, probably the first sniper round in America actually. Most rifles 150 years ago where only accurate to 200 yards/meters. But the Sharps rifle could one shot drop anything from a man to a bison at over 500 yards/meters. The Sharps rifle is why marksman are sometimes referred to as sharpshooter. But you only get that range with a long barrel. A cowboy with this pistol is like a Infantryman with a single shot .50BMG pistol. You ask him why he carries it and he responds something like "I like to clear out buildings without opening any doors or windows, its more fun to kill them through the wall."
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Except it is 116 today,and 118 tomorrow, why do I live here? 4 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
Well man will never colonize the moon with that attitude
Deadpool stonks 6 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
What do they pay for cancer ridden kidneys these days?
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Some things are worth the lack of air conditioning and antibiotics 5 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
Of all the places to pillage, why Scotland? I think I would rather drink with the Scots before I would get into a bar brawl with one.
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They got somewhere to be 5 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
No :P
Sweet plan 1 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
I image most demons fear DOOM guy, but this firefighter storming hell with a cryolator and a fire axe is also fairly badass.
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Casually crops Mematic watermark out of the image 9 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
No taste is better than burnt sugar
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Cynical Personality but still full of love 4 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
Pairs well with dry humor and sarcasm
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But I am 1 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
If I get there and there is no keg waiting I'm gone by 10
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It isn't fair, but at least it's inclusive 15 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
It will always amaze me that there are feminist who will lose their mind that wives will take their husband's last name, but will turn a blind eye to a biological male competing against what should be biological female only sports. And they have the power to make it change over night but they deliberately choose not to.
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So That's Where Tomboys Come from 3 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
Sounds like false advertising or lying about the 'no tomboys'
The bats get a bad rap 11 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
No one I have ever met blames bats, even if bat stew theory is true. Bats are not for snacking!
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Ahhh yes 1 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
Good job!
The more things change 29 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
As the resident electrician I would like to point out the journeyman make 26 an hr, or a very high value apprentice. You do have be an apprentice for four years but 15-20 an hour is nothing to sneeze at. You can make more if you go on the road, which is the second rule of capitalism, chase opportunity.
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The more things change 29 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
You really want to get into this? Its kind of a bitch to employ yourself, much less others. No one is stopping you from buying land and setting up shelter for people who don't have much. We have a right to complain, and there are definitely crooks out there. My advice is stop giving them your time and money.
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