Jaharien

jaharien


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I speak and the plants listen 7 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
I think you need to stop smoking certain plants
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Y'all have one job fellas 3 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
Yeah, the show Bones would be a hell of a lot different if there were no difference between the bones of men and women and different ethnic backgrounds. Sorry I like the meme, one way or another, but dumb format is dumb.
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I wonder how many people are going to shill for a BILLIONAIRE and call me a Commie… 6 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
Usually if you threaten to quit HR or management will try to renegotiate a better deal, but if they shrug their shoulders you are easily replaceable. If you are easily replaceable that's not a 'them' problem, that's a 'you' problem.
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The more things change 29 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
There is a township about every ten miles on every railroad track across the Midwest, take your pick. The trick is to find one about 15-20 miles away from a small city population of about 10,000. Which is where the jobs that pay halfway decent are. You will never make your millions, but its easier to live a happy life if find.
The more things change 29 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
Anybody who rents is basically throwing their money away. Living in a city is a privilege, not a right.
The more things change 29 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
You know, your whole deal about high property values sure doesn't hit any mark when there are small towns that are damn near giving away lots so the township can keep growing.
Remy's Ratatouille 4 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
Still tomboy outback, just because a rodent can cook my food doesn't mean it should
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***ing hell lads, some of you lot need to calm down and smell the 1783 treaty of Paris 1 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
If you think them folks are unbearable, you should meet some of the pro sports fans I know.
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Fillosuffee 4 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
I would argue a big 'no' on that one. One of the charms of the internet is that it is still in its wild west phase. Kinda like how you can get booted off twitter and continue as you do to a place like reddit is as similar as getting in a gun fight in one boomtown and housing up in another like nothing happened. You are never going to really 'win' an argument online, but its kinda like practice for getting into drunken arguments at a bar. No one said its good practice, but it is what it is.
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Tsundere or Tomboy? 6 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
I mean as long as you have a back bone and more than 3 charisma, things are going to escalate either way. I'll take my chances with the tomboy, romance or bromance, win-win.
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Mine was the hanger 9 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
They didn't need them, both my folks got hands of iron
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It’s not even surprising anymore 4 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
Depending on what they are, probably yeah. It could be our guys just fucking around with people with new experimental tech, could be enemy tech, it could be ET returned. As much fun as it is to bury my head in the sand and hope everything is going to continue to be normal, I at least want to be not caught off guard when the second boot finally drops.
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Change my mind… 5 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
Well at least me and the boys have a new movie in the lineup of movies to make fun of.
It’s not even surprising anymore 4 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
The Navy and the Pentagon admitted UFO's are real and nobody cared
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C'est vrai 1 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
I say it all the time, and I'll say it again. I'm probably the rare American who really doesn't really mind the idea of paying taxes, hell it CAN be patriotic. But you know what's bull shit, you don't decide where it goes. Oh sure you can TRY to elect people who pretend to care. All I'm saying is money talks and shit walks. It really doesn't matter if your team wins or loses elections if your hard earned money goes where you choose
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Judgement day has come 8 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
A man can only prepare for so many things when making an emergency kit for the vehicle, and paper towels have many uses...
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Oh. Alrighty then 4 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
A girl is a girl, visible or not. Going to chaulk that one up to someone (a lot of reddit users) is tired of porn and wants a real girl, even if you can never see her face.
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Oh crackers 15 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
RDR2, guess I am going to be running around with more dynamite than I usually do.
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I've got a bad feeling about this 2 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
Aztec's: we have an army
Spaniards: we have the pox.
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Gengis Khan begins his conquest 1 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
And Ladies! Can't forget the Ladies!
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Breaking News: Paratroopers too cold to be afraid 1 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
If Band of Brothers taught me anything, its all fun and games until you shit it their foxholes.
Come at me bruh 2 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
Also if you step onto an Americans property uninvited and you didn't bring beer but you get a whiff of moonshine, know that you are already dead.
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Come at me bruh 2 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
Ya no. Ammo is still a bitch to come by. You are looking at 2 scenarios bud. Either the guy with the gun is the distraction and the kid is lining you up in the sights of a cannon that shoots soda cans full of concrete. Or the property is covered in old rusty bear traps.
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Who cares about other when you have your waifu :) 1 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
Bad bargain, I would at least try to negotiate that she has a crush on me.
The s-word? On your Chinese Diseny server? It's more likely than you think 8 comments
jaharien · 2 years ago
The fandom really couldn't care less what the license holder thinks is 'cannon'.
Also the mouse is a whore for China money. Kind of a dumb whore, considering fans pay out the ass for fan service, but so long as they make a profit and HR is happy they will do whatever.
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