
jasonmon
No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.
— Jason Report User
I deliver packages for Amazon, and came across this high tech security system 8 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
I feel like the type of person who doesn't know/care about the difference between poisonous and venomous would be the exact type of person to 1) possess a deadly snake and 2) carelessly and terrifyingly misplace it. Which makes the sign even more credible, somehow.
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Sing it, baby 10 comments
Good moooorning ah ha ha 10 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
Yeah, it's awesome. I have a huge costume/prop collection because I run a little photo booth (and because dressing up is rad). Every year, I'll comb through these temporary shops and get the best stuff.
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Me, fishing for compliments 21 comments
George Carlin would have called y'all out on this 42 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
abortion in some cases, and no abortions are performed there. Maybe I read wrong. Please let me know!
6) You finish with focusing on other women's clinics, saying they actually hire medical professionals. Can you please tell us why you think Planned Parenthood doesn't hire medical professionals?
7) I can tell you're very emotional about this. If half of what you said is true about Planned Parenthood, they need to be shut down immediatly. I'm going to be honest with you: nothing I've heard about or personally experienced wrt Planned Parenthood has lead me to believe the statements you've made are true, but I want to make sure I don't just have my eyes closed here. A bunch of people have upvoted you, so maybe y'all know something I don't. Please send me some reading material! :)
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6) You finish with focusing on other women's clinics, saying they actually hire medical professionals. Can you please tell us why you think Planned Parenthood doesn't hire medical professionals?
7) I can tell you're very emotional about this. If half of what you said is true about Planned Parenthood, they need to be shut down immediatly. I'm going to be honest with you: nothing I've heard about or personally experienced wrt Planned Parenthood has lead me to believe the statements you've made are true, but I want to make sure I don't just have my eyes closed here. A bunch of people have upvoted you, so maybe y'all know something I don't. Please send me some reading material! :)
George Carlin would have called y'all out on this 42 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
@cheesecrackers: Your comment is a lot to unpack. I tried to verify anything you said and I was having a hard time. Can you please give me sources on the following?
1) I see 13,000 women's clinics but you say 30,000. Either way, it's more than the 600 Planned Parenthood offices.
2) Dozens of articles exist about women being denied services... Please link some so we can see what you're trying to say. I've always had kind, respectful help there.
3) Why was your mom denied a mammogram?
4) MOST IMPORTANTLY, please give us the direct quotes from executives saying abortion makes them money and they try to sell it to anyone that walks in. My entire opinion of PP is hinged on you finding these quotes. If they exist and you didn't just say that, then PP is a diabolically evil abortion machine.
5) I would also love to see the quote about them using riskier procedures specifically so they can get more abortions done in a day. I have always read they only refer women to a doctor to have an
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1) I see 13,000 women's clinics but you say 30,000. Either way, it's more than the 600 Planned Parenthood offices.
2) Dozens of articles exist about women being denied services... Please link some so we can see what you're trying to say. I've always had kind, respectful help there.
3) Why was your mom denied a mammogram?
4) MOST IMPORTANTLY, please give us the direct quotes from executives saying abortion makes them money and they try to sell it to anyone that walks in. My entire opinion of PP is hinged on you finding these quotes. If they exist and you didn't just say that, then PP is a diabolically evil abortion machine.
5) I would also love to see the quote about them using riskier procedures specifically so they can get more abortions done in a day. I have always read they only refer women to a doctor to have an
George Carlin would have called y'all out on this 42 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
That's horrifying! I hope your friend reported them. That nutjob representing Planned Parenthood would have gotten in trouble.
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George Carlin would have called y'all out on this 42 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
Planned Parenthood walked away from Title X funding, which amounts to about $60,000,000 per year. Their total intake of money in 2014 was $1,300,000,000. Taking out the confusing zeroes, you can compare it to losing $60 when you have $1,300. They still have $1,240M.
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Ostensibly, the people who will suffer are the Title X clients which are the most poor and underserved in the USA. I'd like to think they can shuffle around some money and still educate and provide birth control to these women.
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Edit: autocorrect, changed from undeserved to underserved.
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Ostensibly, the people who will suffer are the Title X clients which are the most poor and underserved in the USA. I'd like to think they can shuffle around some money and still educate and provide birth control to these women.
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Edit: autocorrect, changed from undeserved to underserved.
Wrong bar 6 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
I am listening to Pachelbel Canon in D Major rn for some reason. It fits beautifully.
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Boys don't cry 7 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
Think of Flash as a container. It's a crappy, leaky container that has never done a good job. The good news is there's a half a dozen better containers out there so we don't need Flash anymore. Any product that exists in Flash can be poured in to any of the other containers and work just fine.
AJEM 31 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
I like that; primary is a better word than exclusive. If it were exclusive, there wouldn't be any success at rehabilitation, and that isn't the case. Good call.
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Just a meme not an ad 6 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
But...that's how the US became a superpower! If you're in to historic battles/wars (and I think you probably are haha) and the politics that shaped them, you should check out Blueprint for Armageddon by Dan Carlin. It's a bit of a time investment but it's bonkers. You'll get an insanely good feel for every aspect of WWI.
AJEM 31 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
One important distinction with any -philia is the affected person is EXCLUSIVELY attracted to that thing, be it an animal or a kid or an elderly person or even a freaking car crash. Philias are compulsions and, sadly, they turn many people in to abusers. That's the inherent danger with becoming so unbalanced that you lose the ability to express yourself sexually any other way.
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Play. Get weird. Figure out what you like. But please remember that deviant actions only flow from deviant fantasies. If you feel yourself living outside your values, knock it off.
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Play. Get weird. Figure out what you like. But please remember that deviant actions only flow from deviant fantasies. If you feel yourself living outside your values, knock it off.
Eeeieeio 3 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
Here you go:
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i woke up again
im so stressed that sunlight hurts
i am gods mistake
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i woke up again
im so stressed that sunlight hurts
i am gods mistake
Seems extra fitting in recent news 3 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
Ford: "There's got to be SOME way of gettin' off this planet, other than gettin' high."
Arthur: "You been saying that for two years now."
Ford, drunk and slurring: "Oh have I? It must be true then."
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I don't think this little gem ever made it to the books, but I think it's one of the best scenes in the radio version <3
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Arthur: "You been saying that for two years now."
Ford, drunk and slurring: "Oh have I? It must be true then."
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I don't think this little gem ever made it to the books, but I think it's one of the best scenes in the radio version <3
Holy sh*t 14 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
You can get a bidet attachment for any toilet. They take ten minutes to install. Luxe makes good ones. (Get the toilet bumpers, too!)
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Video games strike again 3 comments
Video games strike again 3 comments
Bring it Dorian !! 3 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
Dorian didn't even blow out my screens but it somehow launched a projectile into my plumbing under the house and I didn't have running water for two days :/
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My plan for world domination begins with... (Predictive text) 62 comments
jasonmon
· 5 years ago
My plan for world domination begins with a good amount of time to get my car.
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Then a eagle came flying down and screamed 8 comments
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Having a little extra weight isn't bad. It doesn't mess with that ratio. Too much extra weight will do it, though. Likewise being a little too skinny isn't bad, but being way too skinny is unappealing for the same reason: the 0.7 ratio goes away.
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I was talking with one of my employees about this. She's a smart, beautiful, hilarious, poised, 195cm tall girl who can sing and who plays a half a dozen instruments.
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After we talked, she disappeared for a minute. When she came back, she was all sad and annoyed. Apparently she found a measuring tape and calculated her waist-to-hip radio as 0.71. She decided that meant she wasn't attractive to anyone, lol. It's not that exact. It's just a general guideline.