Holy sh*t

It's like wiping a sharpie

Alrighty then

Just use water and wash your ass, it's the 21st century - how is this still not a thing globally!!!

What worse is if thus happens on the first poo but you have too poop again later in the day. Not only do you have to poop out of a brutalised butthole you have to try too re wipe it without crying for pain.

Guess I ain't sleeping tonight