I'd 100% get sentimental about a pole.
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How are you? Do you want me to give you and xvar a little update in that other chat? I've barely had time to be on here lately but my life is getting back on track so fast. I am starting to make the front page of the paper for good reasons again lol

And he's still in his adolescence

I would have expected it to get glowing reviews

Bison steak, mid rare, with a big ol' pat of salty butter melting in to it. That's my favorite Wyoming treat when I'm out that way. Enjoy your vacation!
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As to what we were mentioning earlier in the thread, @guest_, I have some ideas to get a balance. I'll get there eventually, haha. Good luck to you finding that balance as well.

They'll walk up to you, naked, and just strike up a conversation. They aren't changing. They're just hanging out.

Hmm. How about: "I'm more comfortable with my freaking malaria than getting zapped by some random yellow mouse." Is that closer?
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I still can't figure out how to make it flow with the "food" fragment from your original sentence. I tried, but I can't quite get it.

^ I second this :/ I'm working on a new project and running an established business, but they're physically located 6000km apart. I have fun on the project the fourth week of every month but I need to set up something to prevent exactly this from happening *every time* during that week. Other people's good intentions are killing me.

Your English is typically fantastic. In this particular case, I would smooth out the tenses and simplify the whole thing a bit: "I'd rather catch malaria than have some yellow mouse zap me with lightening."

I wish I could upvote more than once

*Nice.

All guests were blocked for a while. You're the first one that I've seen pop up in a couple months. Welcome!

I identify as a deep-fried Optimus Prime

If it bit itself, a poisonous snake could get poison in its mouth and die, and I assume a venomous snake could inject itself with its own venom and die? Or are they immune to their own toxins? Idk. These are the real questions.

I love the word "invigilator." We're stuck with "proctor" in the US, which sounds like a b*tt doctor or something.

I just hit a monster pothole where I live and my car came out the other side with not as many wheels on it :/ It turns out cars are needy little babies that need every. single. wheel. to function in a non-terrifying manner.

*Catercrisp

*narrows eyes* I...can't decide if you're an evil genius with with your post. I approve, either way.