Jason

jasonmon


No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

— Jason Report User
when you accidentally create an abnormal panorama 149 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I'm hereee! What's up, Ms. @aviva?
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F**king furries 8 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
It's called Peace Island and it's still in development. Here is a little description:
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"The game will feature 4 distinct communities, detailed interiors, realistic weather, day-night cycles, and interactive surroundings. The characters of the game are 9 cats who will have to work together throughout the game. Their names are Boy, Gary, Calinaigh, Anin, Girl, Zack, Ronan, Sushi, and Elizabeth."
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Some amazing doggo art, which one is your favourite? 13 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I'm the potato at the end
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Once every year! 9 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
These movies are perfect for when I'm smoking a full packer brisket and I'm tied to my smoker for 20-26 hours <3
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She found her cat alive 16 days after tornado 6 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
*She (probably)
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Calicos are female because genes for the black and orange fur colors are activated on the X chromosomes. Males can have black or orange but usually not both. If a male kitty has Klinefelter syndrome, he can be a calico but it's rare. There's your pointless cat fact for the day!
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Let’s hear them. The more niche the better 16 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Uncomfortable Anna
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Daily dose of information aka save&never open again 5 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Tag yourself. I'm External Tooth Lock.
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Mmm processed flap meat jacks 7 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Pandogs
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I know which one I'll be using from now on 6 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
"I'm gonna go to the dunny and murder a brown snake"
Jackpot 4 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Uh oh. I don't think I want to know.
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Wholesome goodbye from the local corner pole 17 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I'd 100% get sentimental about a pole.
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How are you? Do you want me to give you and xvar a little update in that other chat? I've barely had time to be on here lately but my life is getting back on track so fast. I am starting to make the front page of the paper for good reasons again lol
Cover up 5 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
And he's still in his adolescence
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Something to look forward to, Marie Curie biopic 3 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I would have expected it to get glowing reviews
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A̪̥̜ g̺̰̮̞̩̳o̩̙̠o͍d͓̼̠ o̲͇̥̩me̻̮͔n? 6 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Hopefully lots of dentists recommend him
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Coffee cloud magic 5 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Why is "cotton candy" in quotes? What is your secret, "cotton candy"??
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*german intensifies* 14 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Bison steak, mid rare, with a big ol' pat of salty butter melting in to it. That's my favorite Wyoming treat when I'm out that way. Enjoy your vacation!
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As to what we were mentioning earlier in the thread, @guest_, I have some ideas to get a balance. I'll get there eventually, haha. Good luck to you finding that balance as well.
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No one wants to see that old man 6 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
They'll walk up to you, naked, and just strike up a conversation. They aren't changing. They're just hanging out.
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d*ck move 8 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Hmm. How about: "I'm more comfortable with my freaking malaria than getting zapped by some random yellow mouse." Is that closer?
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I still can't figure out how to make it flow with the "food" fragment from your original sentence. I tried, but I can't quite get it.
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Just a friendly reminder 18 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I'll add that number 6 , "Don't blow into the vagina," means don't forcibly push *air* into the vagina. An air bubble could materialize in your partner's blood stream, and that could easily kill them.
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*german intensifies* 14 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
^ I second this :/ I'm working on a new project and running an established business, but they're physically located 6000km apart. I have fun on the project the fourth week of every month but I need to set up something to prevent exactly this from happening *every time* during that week. Other people's good intentions are killing me.
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Adorable answer 3 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
"I wish my engine hadn't seized"
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d*ck move 8 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Your English is typically fantastic. In this particular case, I would smooth out the tenses and simplify the whole thing a bit: "I'd rather catch malaria than have some yellow mouse zap me with lightening."
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Bad things happening to children #23...it's Britney b*tch 4 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I wish I could upvote more than once
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I'll still wait for steam release but nice 15 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
*Nice.
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I'll still wait for steam release but nice 15 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Nice.
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