Jason

jasonmon


No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

— Jason Report User
I used to want to move to Australia.....Then my buddy sent me a picture of his porch and 5 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Harmless? I was harmed just by reading these comments 0.0
Go to more Renaissance Faires 6 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
My hilarious sister and I decided to go to a Star Wars-themed Mariner's game dressed up as Star Trek characters. We got a lot of intense reactions, ranging from shocked anger to heartfelt pity to people understanding our little joke and approving lol
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The way this sideways picture of a sunset looks like a satellite image of earth 4 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I like this; I'm always in orbit and my periapsis averages about 0m.
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Happy Birthday to me! 4 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
HAPPY 20th BIRTHDAY!! Try not to be as reckless as this lunatic on your special day, @captainjackharknes
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A frog sitting on a windshield 7 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
But he don't hold a grudge
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Happy Halloween from the twisted tooth fairy! 29 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Amazing! Really nice work. I'm a little sad I looked at this pic while I was scarfing down my lunch, but I think that means your makeup is on point.
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My memes are safe 11 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Nice
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Germans - genetically superior engineers 6 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I focused so much on MONTAGEZEIT that I almost missed the actual gem
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Found on another media 5 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Maybe..did Ross ever date a Karen?
Found on another media 5 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Don't say, "Emily" and ruin everything
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Who uses 0.5, they break too much! 12 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
That's basically a graphite crayon lol
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Things I do for everyone..! 3 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
jIHvaD pung yI’agh (I know you're wondering)
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So he decided to clean himself while sitting on my shoulder! 10 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Oops! My bad. I'm falling behind on your kitten entourage :)
So he decided to clean himself while sitting on my shoulder! 10 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Oh 120, you crazy cute little kitty
Who uses 0.5, they break too much! 12 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
0.5 broke more easily, but at least it wouldn't coat your writing in excess graphite and absurdly thick lines.
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Thanks a lot kirifuda 5 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
*confused screaming*
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jasonmon · 4 years ago
Dang it. These kitties made me yawn.
when you accidentally create an abnormal panorama 149 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
If you want, click my user name and click "Share Contacts". You don't have to send me any contact info, but I will send you my e-mail address. That way, if you need time-sensitive advice or support, you can e-mail me and it'll ping my phone right away, 24/7. Then I can come on funsub and check the chats to see how I can help you. You've come really far in life, and you are at a critical junction. You are making all the right choices - staying close to your uncle, signing up for university, not giving up and running. Keep at it, and remember that, just because the people around you are crazy, you don't need to let it destabilize you. You're doing great.
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when you accidentally create an abnormal panorama 149 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
It sounds like you had an intense talk with your dad. It was big of you to tell him you'd be open to a fresh start, but it seems like your boundaries with him are good. Please remember when you feel down that you have boundaries. Everything in them is something you can control (reactions and feelings about situations, if you apply for scholarships or go to school at all), and everything outside of them is something you CAN'T control (your mom's twin's witchcraft, your dad's ideas, the other ridiculous people in your family). If you focus on everything inside your boundary and keep it moving forward, the stuff outside your boundary will start to lose its hold on you. I promise. You've been through some crazy stuff. I have too, and that's how I kept it together through all of it.
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when you accidentally create an abnormal panorama 149 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Hi! I am okay. It's been a weird week but I am alive and well, so that's good. Someone who was like a second mom to me just passed away earlier this week; I am going to her funeral today. That will be hard but there will be lots of good people there.
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I am really glad you are going to university now. And I'm so relieved your uncle is guaranteeing a place for you to stay when other people are failing you. Getting out of this situation and in to school will help you on lots of levels: you will be away from the toxic people in your life, you will be busy with class work and learning, you will meet lots of new, shiny people. I would say to be careful, but I know you'll kick butt there.
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Please don't run away or live in a shelter. Once you widen your social circle a little bit, you will see that there are other options. Did your eldest brother cost you the offer from that guy and his wife to pay for your schooling?
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Welcome back, smol friend 21 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Er, I didn't mean to impinge on your political sensibilities, @unklethan. Sorry to trigger you. My intent wasn't to drag Trump as a person into this; at all. I only mentioned Mr. Bridenstine was appointed because I think it's relevant that people know the administrator of NASA doesn't necessarily "rise through the ranks" with an illustrious and distinguished science background, but simply that NASA administrators are appointed by the President, whomever it may be at the time, whatever your political views.
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Thanks, @guest_, for clarifying my meaning with the "good" vs. "qualified" discussion.
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Welcome back, smol friend 21 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Jim Bridenstine, who is the current administrator of NASA (appointed by Trump in 2017), has stated he thinks Pluto is a planet. His opinions don't have much pull in the scientific world, though.
Petsubstance my doggo Sammy 17 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
Stripes? This happy zebra has one of each.
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Kids are so adorable 4 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
At least the mom is a totally reasonable age
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Does anyone have this pic in higher resolution? 3 comments
jasonmon · 4 years ago
I'd hunt for it but you're a bot
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