Here you go:
https://youtu.be/YgQy70_LPS4

"WOW kitty, biiig stretch"

"timbs"

Ganymede means "strength of mind" and it was thought he was actually Zeus' buddy because he was smart af and entertaining. When the Romans came along and perverted Greek mythology (literally), they rewrote Ganymede as Catamite and made him a gay sex slave.

You forgot to end your comment with the word "chihuahuas"

That's the name of my pug

@catfluff

*Morgan Freeman voice* "And then @cakelover learned @xvarnah truly does make herself uncomfortable while interacting with other human beings"

I think the good kitty was communicating "ew" and knew it would summon you, and then decided to skip straight to the summoning.

Nevermore

@iccarus, that sounds like it was a close one! I'm glad it all worked out for you in the end.

The bigger pocket is to hold your peanut butter dip

Unless the army makes you

Megamind?

I have a sport bike but I need to get a cruiser. Yours looks super comfortable!

I regret nothing