I really am tired of this anti-English trend. It's not ok to single out a nation for harassment any more than it's ok to do so based on gender, skin color, age or sexual orientation. It's high time we got back to picking on the French.
You can try all you want, you won't find anything that blah in French cuisine. The only thing bullying-worthy in that area is the fact we call candy floss "daddy's beard".
Nowt wrong with it!
*glancing monkey meme*
Chuck some cheese and viennas with it and it's a winner!