Jason

jasonmon


No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

— Jason Report User
I know my children would be this way 5 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Every time my mom makes pork chops, we remind her of the one time she forgot them in the oven and then served us kids what I deemed to be "pork chips."
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Cabbage unmrella 5 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Lettuce all romaine calm
His heart was in the right place 5 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Thanks for having all our backs, Sam
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Tbh his art is quite good 12 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
"Speculation" or "a conspiracy theory" are basically the same as "evidence" in 2021, right?
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Collecting animals is a registered pastime 6 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
"Spooky, an alleged dog."
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Tomato Frog is inevitable 14 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
these types of commenters are sooooo lame
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This was found in someone's hotel room 1 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Thank God there's finally a banana for scale
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Very sad noises 5 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
*blushes*
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Gratitude Journal Week 3 - Hometown 6 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
He comes and goes. He'll get banned and make another account at some point.
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Quatre-vingts, blaze it 9 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
And, on-topic, in French, the number 80 is "4 20"
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Photoshopping Skeletor 5 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I always thought Skeletor had no sense of humor.
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Worth it 2 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
The last one is the most funny, imo
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“What will you have?” 6 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
"A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.
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The bar tender asks the rabbit, 'what'll you have?'"
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The rabbit says he is a huge fan of the day off from work and it was a great secret husband.
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My cis-pronoun is "he" but I'll accept "Your Majesty" 14 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I took it the same way as @purplefinch tbh
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Have you finished taking photos? 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I hope one of them has a fun hat for that snake
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The accuracy 2 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
It's tricky for me too. Just look directly between the left and the right and you'll get there!
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How to identify that one german kid 7 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I love that all the girls in the back row notice and are trying not to lose it
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Dwayne Johnson and Danny Devito 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
THEY ARE LOVERS NOW?
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Dost thou even stroll? 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
@mia_linay these days
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An oldie but a goodie 1 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
It is also the other way around
He's having nun of that bs 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
That one doesn't anymore
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Apparently he has a thing for ankles 1 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Even @weratedogs would agree this is a bad doggie
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Be kind. 7 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
But instead of stars, it's butt stuff
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This book needs to happen 19 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I think this was debunked in April 2020 (see link) but do you have another source I could look at? I would be so curious if that was true. Thanks!
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.live5news.com/2020/04/29/fact-or-fiction-mask-infographic-regarding-covid-transmission-chances/%3foutputType=amp
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