Jason

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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

— Jason Report User
Google say's I'm gonna lose my balls 6 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Yeah, this definitely isn't a thing
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For the one's who are confused 3 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
So, "hired a pedo" apparently means this individual's father is a convicted sex offender, and their partner's Twitter was allegedly hacked. No accusations or suspicions of pedophilia have been leveled at this individual. Am I reading that correctly? Because, if so, getting them fired seems like a dick move.
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https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/reddit-fires-aimee-knight-as-controversial-hire-sees-hundreds-of-subreddits-go-private.4503158/
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If they didn't have double standards they'd have no standards at all 25 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
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ackshually, a penis only has 4,000 nerve endings
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Because you said no. 12 comments
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Lasanyar down! 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
At least it's on a tile floor?
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Penny for your thoughts 32 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
"Why debate when you can be derogatory?" -funk, apparently
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Penny for your thoughts 32 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I just want to mention that I back what @riyriamistborn said about the beginning of the universe being far from settled.
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Please realize that lots of the best science gets done when people disagree with the current understood model. Remember the phlogisten or miasma theories? Ugh. Embarrassing now, obviously, but science had a perspective that held us back for centuries because people's rational opinions that didn't fit the old scientific model were disregarded.
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Dissent and argument is good. IMO, I feel like it's best when you focus on the question at hand and don't go after the person with a differing opinion.
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For the creation/evolution debate at a technical level, I've found http://talkorigins.org to be a hugely valuable resource.
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Some may call it lewd, I call it culture 6 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
PLEASE NO NERVOUS HAHA
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The Crédit Mobilier Scandal 2 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
*cost
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Schrödingers exam 2 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
BETTERLUCKNEXTTIMECONGRATULATIONS
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Autocorrect your faith .. 86 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Dibs
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Autocorrect your faith .. 86 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
So, Zeus?
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Autocorrect your faith .. 86 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
God is a huge swath of briars
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Meanwhile in birdland 6 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Whatever makes our birds happy
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I challenge your predictive texts to come up with something better 64 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
When I was tripping on acid, "my head hurts like hell" turned into "my office is a huge relief for me."
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Best not tell this guy any secrets 8 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
bean rave
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Too bad the pirate industry has been outsourced 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
At least the mess will all be in the truck. Very polite.
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Crab shedding its old shell 8 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
(mental note: do not molt in front of @purplepumpkin)
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Very wise indeed 8 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
"Are you parallel or convergent?"
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Title for you weirdos who read titles 5 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Just "a protractor"
Moo! 3 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
See? Drugs make everything better.
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Return to monke or evolve to crab 19 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Found the animal transmogrifying witch
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Zero Context #19 - Why Did I Curse Myself with This Knowledge? 12 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Just a heads' up: she was 14/15 years old when this was filmed.
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I highly recommend Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the show), but you might want to murder this character once you get her lol
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Adult content - Only for fans 6 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Why is he complaining? The bottom-middle picture alone is easily worth the whole $50.
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