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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

— Jason Report User
Smallpox is organic, also 5 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Looking back, a *lot* more of us dying is normal. Having almost no infant mortality is unnatural.
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Bring back the gold standard 9 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
For the confused: the US dollar is a fiat currency
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You can thank the CDC whenever 10 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Vaccinated people can still catch COVID. The point of this particular set of vaccines is to lessen the effects of the novel coronavirus so an individual doesn't die or have to be admitted to the hospital once they're infected.
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Also, please state your source on "the vaccine comes with a non-zero chance of immediate and potentially lethal harm." I have been tracking any credible reports of petite dying via any of the vaccines. There's the potential for anaphylaxis in all of them, which is why everyone who gets any of the vaccines has to be observed. The j+j one has the potential for blood clots, so it was pulled before anyone died.
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From what I've read, zero people have died or been hospitalized from COVID once getting vaccinated, and zero people have died from getting vaccinated. Where are you getting your info?
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@adam44, when someone is out risking their own life and the lives of others to the point where others feel like they have to intervene, who is the actual asshole? :)
Picture of my father and his colleagues during chernobyl liquidation, 1986 3 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
When nuclear disasters happen, who you gonna call?
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Wear a mask, stay safe 6 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Do you have a source for that, @famousone? I typically hear the opposite.
Adapt.Improvise.Overcum 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Just like your father
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#aaaandroasted
And the lord said unto him 3 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
God already outed him. He may as well follow through.
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I'd like to witness these irl 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Holy smokes! That's over 173 adult bald eagles flying wing to wing!
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Triton is the son of Poseidon who's brother of Zeus who's the father of heracles making 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Thanks for the title,as always.
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For my sanity, I'm going to reword it for charity: Zeus and Posiden are brothers. So Triton (Posiden's kid) and Hercules (Zeus' kid) are cousins.
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To go a step further, Ariel is Triton's kid and, therefore, Hercules' second cousin.
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Edit: spelling
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From Europe with love 7 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Right? I mean, literally, the US is the definition of first world: 1) Capitalist, US aligned 2) Communist, Soviet aligned or 3) Unaligned. How is the US "unaligned with a Gucci belt?" OP needs to learn some basics.
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Adapt.Improvise.Overcum 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Just use a hairbrush!
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You got it wrong babe 1 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
For the confused: the derivative (d/dx) of e^x is always e^x, no matter how much you want it to be something else.
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100 kill streak 7 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Meh, knock yourself out. They were probably goners anyway.
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Scratch them is the comments 8 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
"Sir please don't make us kick you out of the buffet again"
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poggers 19 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Those aren't normal hints lol, those are nuclear hints
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Geralt in a peralt? 5 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Thug in a jug
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You've heard of elf on a shelf get ready for goose... 10 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Honk on a chonk
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You've heard of elf on a shelf get ready for goose... 10 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Mean quack on big rack
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I like to think I was a burrito 4 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
And whatever your grandma was eating when your mama used it to make her eggs
Thank you mega-corporation 11 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Thanks, @cake. Immunity and escape clauses for big corporations could easily be abused.
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On the vaccine front, after someone gets fully vaccinated, they can still get COVID. But, no one has been hospitalized or died from COVID once they get vaccinated. That is encouraging.
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Double Dad 8 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Lol that's a good one..
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But what are lizard sounds? I only hear them plop on the floor when they fall.
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Thank you mega-corporation 11 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
Weird fact: the vaccine tends to affect women much more than men
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Thank you mega-corporation 11 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
I agree. Scientifically, this vaccine is performing extremely well. Science is slow and methodical by nature, so we don't know about long term effects. But we have no reason to suspect they'd be anything terrible. We're basically waiting to know when to recommend vaccine booster shots.
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As of now, 211M doses of the various vaccines have been given. 3,486 people have died in close temporal proximity to receiving one of these doses (0.0016%). FDA and CDC physicians have investigated each of these and, of the closed cases, have found that not one of these people have died because of the vaccine.
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6 women developed blood clots from the J+J vaccine, out of 7M doses given. That less than one-in-a-million occurrence was concerning enough for us to slam the brakes on the entire J+J vaccine. I am proud of that decision: lives before money.
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@cakelover I am genuinely, non-judgenentally interested. What do you think about the vaccine? Do you think it's safe for people to get?
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Edit: spelling
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They were both tragedies and should be treated as such 6 comments
jasonmon · 3 years ago
America bad?