I think we can all jump on board with this

Good question. Yes they are, in my number. I still don't know where the much larger number came from.

Just go threaten Siberia and she will find you

I mean more generally, like, in every area of your life, "people who like taco bell vs people who don't," "people who drive cars vs people who drive trucks," "people who use Androids vs people who use iPhones," "people who have one skin color vs people who have another": getting to know people individually is a lot more work but it's a lot more fair. When I loathe someone, it's for genuine, specific reasons. Not, "they might have the same skin color as the unmedicated, hateful moron who made this list."

Thinking of things in terms of "us" vs "them" means you're probably not thinking about things right

It's always the doctors you least expect

No poop for you

Your soul

It was just a walnut, @catfluff. Geez.

Nice, crispy bacon

Are we all at a loss?

Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?

Good lord, it's quite a fact