User jd1984 Banned

precious baby 2 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
dog - "I'm fabulous"
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Sorry 2 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
Saying sorry is more about voicing your regret over the matter, it's not necessarily meant to fix anything. Although it does help, usually.
Good idea 3 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
counter idea, put a cork in the nozzle (is that what its called?)
Everyone must like dogs 6 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
It's not that I don't like dogs, I like other peoples dogs. I'm just a lazy so-and-so and don't like taking care of them, or any animal.
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Lay down and die 21 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
cry like a baby comes to mind
No regrets 5 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
pretty sure a human had to have put it in there
You can runaway with my bicycle but you can't runaway on it 9 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
new chains are cheap.
Okay 10 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
I thought it was a sex joke......fisting......idk
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Problem solving at it's finest 5 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
Most likely has power windows where the vehicle needs to be started to work.
When Facebook says it protects our privacy 1 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
Facebook does protect your info. They just sell keys to anyone with enough cash. It's perfectly safe.
What song would u play? 10 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
shoo fly don't bother me. It's an old kids song
Aunt Sally is disappointed in you 21 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
13 is closest to real answer.
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3 doughnuts in water 7 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
Drive through....
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Why was it called Good Friday? 5 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
Because it's the day he ascended and took his rightful place at his fathers side.
Tipping people 28 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
yeah, tip comes after service, not the other way around.
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I know that everybody has a right to wear whatever they want but... Why this? 11 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
When you want people to think you wore the same pair of jeans for 20 years
Just wanted to heat my soup 4 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
How to know if you bought low quality glassware
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It's not that bad 16 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
I do that at least once a week.
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Just my opinion 9 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
It's the fault of the news for scaring parents into thinking every child gets kidnapped or abused if not constantly supervised. The real number is insignificant, I'd like to inform you, but I'm a lazy piece of excrement.
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Most humans are terrible drivers and thousands are killed each year because of it 14 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
I see no crosswalk on that map where body was found. Linked article says nothing either way. I could be wrong though as I don't know the area.
1 = 7.6 billion 12 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
lots of animals going extinct as well
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Too real 5 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
he shoulda presliced it.
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It's back 6 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
I wonder if he faked getting better, just to please his fans.
How to break his heart 6 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
nothin wrong with two people being friends, so long as thats all it is
Guess it's the engineering curse 3 comments
jd1984 · 6 years ago
yeah, just tell them you gonna get rich. thatll change it.