It's an equestrian, flightless.

Grab a marker, change are to were, then tape it to the pole. Same message.

I like the other guys expressions. First one was "holy shit an alien" second "Holy shit he shot the alien" third "that bitch died quick"

Tried that with my cat once, they don't breathe much.

Thank you bot, I got a giggle out of it.

That is mean and you should feel horrible.
I also feel horrible for laughing.

Bird head, cat paws, and a rat tail. Interesting.

The toaster was an autobot sent to defend you.

Aren't potatoes in the starches, not vegetables? or am I an idiot?

Do politicians know anything?

lasers, nuff said.

Can't you just steal/destroy stuff or kill someone like a normal healthy person so we can control the population into obeying us the rest of the year?

More gun safety education would be a better idea. As in mandatory classes for everybody.

It's more of a panini I think.

I believe I can fly.