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Wh**e-sister-shire 16 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

I just call it wor sauce.

When doctors start protesting 2 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

Someone call in the pharmacists to translate.

k 4 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

Now more people are gonna put up windmills to spite him. Win-win.

Ah karma sweet karma 9 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

Nothing of importance was lost.

So this happened tonight at the local Walmart 5 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

Triple plot twist, this happened over a year ago.

Dude knows how to burn others 74 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

Using a "toy" is not sex either, but the word is still used.

Somewhere, in a galaxy far, far away, there's a creature like this except it's 8 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

More like a vampire horse fish.

Shoot for the stars 3 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

coulda been asking for a C but decided he deserved more than that.

Test your real strength 4 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

Last I heard SJW got wind of it and said it was animal abuse so we can't do it anymore.
I could be wrong, I read it on the internet after all.

Behold the face of shame 2 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

He's just marking the ones that are his.

My Engineering teacher’s interesting way of fundraising for our schools Engineering 6 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

Friar Tuck all the way.

This is one of my all time favorites 10 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

Purrfect.

I'm calling the police 2 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

First I actually snorted at all day.

I could move in here 8 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

Better then being forced to get a government loan you can't pay back for 40 years that the government has to write off. Money is still just f*ing gone.

Just some dudes who went to the Moon 6 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

As the most well known astronaut he must always stand out, even in a group of other astronauts.

Not falling for it 1 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

Assembled in USA does not mean printed in USA.

**cereal** impostor 3 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

"If I fits, I sits. Even if It's uncomfortable"

Upbeat stupid ragged Wren 8 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

I brought my uncles cat in to him once. Walked right past the nurses station with the kennel, didn't get a peep out of them.

Instant karma...! 4 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

The best part is that she landed in poo.

Two leaders, one actual leader 19 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

Does anyone else know that the only thing the shooter liked about President Trump is that he's a white nationalist? He went on to say in his manifesto that he despises all of President Trumps policies.

I can't be the only victim 3 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

I know its a bot, but just use a damn knife.

Dat moment 2 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

Yeah, hate when they take the urinal right next to me when others are open.

On medicine, life, and money 15 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

Relax, they are making an off brand for half the price. Geez.
(please note very heavy sarcasm as most my family is diabetic)

This is one of my all time favorites 10 comments

jd1984 · 5 years ago

"Finally, the recognition I deserve" - cat