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The Hand sees all. The Hand knows all 4 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

Or attempted to make a bomb powerful enough to blow it up.

Here is a 7 leaf clover for good luck 2 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

If you ever see a 5 leaf clover, LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE. Trust me.

-the cat 1 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

I put a towel in a box, it's my cat's favorite nap spot.

Love this game 8 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

Getting in, in case someone posts the answer.

Rioting/looting 3 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

Why are you booing him, he's right.

My son found sea shells on his first trip to the beach. I didn't have the heart to tell 4 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

@mr_pigeonwizard

Chicago Folk, you're up. How in the name of Elsa's t*ts can anyone claim a piece 4 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

same

Anon wants to be a wizard 6 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

I now have plans for my retirement.

This massive marshmallow tube 10 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

Paint it brown and leave it on someone's door step.

Who would do such a thing!? 3 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

Maybe they expect you to use google, you know, like a normal person.

Guillotine earrings were very popular during The Reign of Terror in France, or so it's 5 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

@mr_pigeonwizard

Who thought it'd be a good idea to have 20682934 different streaming services? 9 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

Depends what the monopoly would cost.

He's listened to 50 different X-rated renditions of Let it Go, all of them terrible 2 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

Money, the root of all evil in this world.

Dampmops 3 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

you'd need straps in front of his front legs and behind or he won't be stable.

Working sick be like 3 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

Stayed on his ass cheeks while he ran to the bathroom to wipe, I'd guess.

Who thought it'd be a good idea to have 20682934 different streaming services? 9 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

It's like cable with extra steps.

Everything is going to get better 2 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

Doubt

Been wanting to get into photography. I took this on top of a abandoned factory building 2 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

Reminds me of the Phineas and Ferb episode "Temple of Sap"

Thanks amazon 3 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

I fully believe if this happens it should be legal and mandatory to take a bat or other blunt object to the offending vehicle with no repercussions.

I'm cat sitting this week 11 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

The left cat - "My slave has abandoned me. Perhaps I was too harsh with them."
Right cat - "Great, a new dumbass I have to train properly."

My GF surprised her niece with some playdough 1 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

I think you mean ALL of the playdough.

What could go wrong being to impatient to wait for the elevator 4 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

Got damn O.o
That's a whole new level of stupid right there.

One of life’s great mysteries 4 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

You pay more for convenience of small packages.

Caught Herold slinging veg in Slovenia 2 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

Google says it means "sale of vegetable seedlings"

Dumbledore vs the Slytherins 10 comments

jd1984 · 4 years ago

They went out the secret entrance Harry came in through, then the older slytherins attacked Voldemort from the back.