jensensbooty
Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope
I like pokemon 46 comments
jensensbooty
· 8 years ago
Idk if I count because I only played Pokemon Dungeon
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I said a hip, hop, hippy to the hippy to the hip hip hop you don't stop the rock 6 comments
jensensbooty
· 8 years ago
Till the bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie to rhythm of the boogie the beat
He is cool 21 comments
jensensbooty
· 8 years ago
This bugs me because it doesn't show the dangers of sleeping around
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I hope that person was promoted to manager. 9 comments
The 10 Most Unexplained Events 15 comments
Is the person naming these yarns okay? 12 comments
jensensbooty
· 8 years ago
OK APEROL SPRITZ IS THE WORT DRINK EVER IT'S LIKE DRINKING PAINT THINNER NEVER GET AN APEROL SPRITZ UNLESS YOU ARE ITALIAN AND CAN TOLERATE IT IT IS THE WORST ALCOHOL EVER DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT GET IT IF YOU'RE AMERICAN BUT IF YOURE AN ALCOHOLIC GO FOR IT BUT EVERYONE ELSE YOU'LL NOT BE ABLE TO DRINK IT
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Metal men 18 comments
jensensbooty
· 8 years ago
True, I just never can ever wear a top without a bra, my boobs jiggle too much and then you have the nipple problem it's just really stressful
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Metal men 18 comments
Horror movies these days 37 comments
jensensbooty
· 8 years ago
If they could make more "horror" movies like the Sixth Sense, that'd be great
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Well it's not a bad idea 16 comments
The Virgin Mary Sue 30 comments
jensensbooty
· 8 years ago
heirofiron chill dude nobody was pushing their beliefs on anyone, there's this thing called freedom of speech and freedom of religion, and that's exactly was happening, we weren't attacking anybody but obviously you feel attacked, my apologies
When someone wakes me up early 7 comments
The Virgin Mary Sue 30 comments
The Virgin Mary Sue 30 comments
jensensbooty
· 8 years ago
Glad i'm not the only one, Greek mythology is fascinating. But also listening to my pastor dissect Jesus' sassiness is incredible. Like he was a bad bitch (God forgive me if this is blasphemy), he was totally burning the Pharisees one comment at a time. It's hilarious once you know how to decipher the blandly written gospels (no offense mark, Matthew, Luke, and John)
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My favorite pokemon go post 13 comments
Pokemon Go Tips 16 comments
jensensbooty
· 8 years ago
Yeah fuck that I was so confused for a while until I started looking things up on the Internet... Like how to actually catch a pokemon
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Dog is love , dog is life! 5 comments
What would you choose? 55 comments