jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
I like pokemon 46 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Idk if I count because I only played Pokemon Dungeon
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this is it....this is the show :p 8 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
AND DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE
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I said a hip, hop, hippy to the hippy to the hip hip hop you don't stop the rock 6 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Till the bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie to rhythm of the boogie the beat
He is cool 21 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
True true
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He is cool 21 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
This bugs me because it doesn't show the dangers of sleeping around
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I hope that person was promoted to manager. 9 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
This person is a bitch
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The 10 Most Unexplained Events 15 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Love these, please post more!
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Is the person naming these yarns okay? 12 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
OK APEROL SPRITZ IS THE WORT DRINK EVER IT'S LIKE DRINKING PAINT THINNER NEVER GET AN APEROL SPRITZ UNLESS YOU ARE ITALIAN AND CAN TOLERATE IT IT IS THE WORST ALCOHOL EVER DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT GET IT IF YOU'RE AMERICAN BUT IF YOURE AN ALCOHOLIC GO FOR IT BUT EVERYONE ELSE YOU'LL NOT BE ABLE TO DRINK IT
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Metal men 18 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
True, I just never can ever wear a top without a bra, my boobs jiggle too much and then you have the nipple problem it's just really stressful
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Metal men 18 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Why was she not wearing a bra?! (not trying to blame her)
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Horror movies these days 37 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
If they could make more "horror" movies like the Sixth Sense, that'd be great
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Well it's not a bad idea 16 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
They have this in Orange County too, 18+ cinema it's great
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The Virgin Mary Sue 30 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
heirofiron chill dude nobody was pushing their beliefs on anyone, there's this thing called freedom of speech and freedom of religion, and that's exactly was happening, we weren't attacking anybody but obviously you feel attacked, my apologies
greentext 14 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Love Kahoot man
When someone wakes me up early 7 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
SHAAARK BOY AND LAVA GIRL WAS MY SHIT
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The Virgin Mary Sue 30 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Nicoleee that was really well written :)
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The Virgin Mary Sue 30 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Glad i'm not the only one, Greek mythology is fascinating. But also listening to my pastor dissect Jesus' sassiness is incredible. Like he was a bad bitch (God forgive me if this is blasphemy), he was totally burning the Pharisees one comment at a time. It's hilarious once you know how to decipher the blandly written gospels (no offense mark, Matthew, Luke, and John)
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My favorite pokemon go post 13 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Can someone explain what this post is about
Ahhhh nostalgia 9 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Fuck I love Iroh so much ^.^
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I can't stop laughing 6 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
What?
For the pokenerds 20 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
I have 4 likitung
Pokemon Go Tips 16 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Yeah fuck that I was so confused for a while until I started looking things up on the Internet... Like how to actually catch a pokemon
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Pokemon Go Tips 16 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Thank you!!!
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Dog is love , dog is life! 5 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
???? Cats look humans in their eyes to signify trust
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What would you choose? 55 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
No sex for two months since I've never had sex
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