jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
Jeff Bridge's swimming pool 6 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
JEFF. BRIDGES.
Random facts about WW1 7 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
MOAR I LOVE HISTORY
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LMAO 16 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Yep. Yes he was
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LMAO 16 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
My ex was turned on by collar bones I wouldn't fuck around with those
Catfee table 6 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
When the land lord comes around and you remember you aren't supposed to have dogs in the apartment
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Waiting in line 9 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Oh I thought it was because he was robbing his house or something
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LMAO 16 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
I didn't wear short shorts or crop tops but stuff out of dress code was like ripped jeans and rompers no matter how appropriate they were they weren't allowed
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LMAO 16 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
SAME JOKUR
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LMAO 16 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Fucking hated school dress code
Think about this before you eat 26 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
How about I don't do any of that
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What if tattoos were genetic 8 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
GEOFFFFFFFFFF
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Team Mystic? 48 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
MYSTIC MYSTIC MYSTIC
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I'm an atheist myself, but seriously most of us feel like Isaac Newton or something 31 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Bruh I love learning new shit. Idk why Christians are offended by science, God created the human mind and allowed curiosity for a reason. Christian like that are close minded smh
That should help! 7 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
How would a mom let her go out looking like that
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The creation of a Venetian styled goblet 2 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
This was probably made in Murano
I'm an atheist myself, but seriously most of us feel like Isaac Newton or something 31 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
What if I told you that they stole it off of 9fag
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Let's see who gets it 41 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
What does this mean
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Don't be stupid 39 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
I don't know! But thank you so much :) i was just frustrated i'm sorry
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Don't be stupid 39 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
My cousin just won't stop having babies she can't afford ;_;
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Don't be stupid 39 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
True
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Don't be stupid 39 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
A message to MY COUSINS GOD THEY DON'T USE BIRTH CONTROL AND THEY LIVE OFF THE GOVERNMENT'S MONEY FUCKIN MEXICAN STEREOTYPES ARE FULFILLED THROUGH THEM
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Got but stop 12 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
100% me
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Good idea for a new tv show 17 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
What is this blog? I would like to follow it
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Unique lamp design 10 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Uh, I hope you know that those are really flammable
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I like pokemon 46 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
GUEST WE ARE BROTHERS NOW
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