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jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
I can't 27 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Juan Gabriel
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I can't 27 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
My mom told me that Gene Wilder was like the grandpa I never knew. He died before I was born. not him too
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Obama is over it 46 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Guestwho is pretty open minded in my opinion
The tester kid 12 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
MY LITTLE SISTER DOESN'T GET SMACKED LIKE I USED TO
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Obama is over it 46 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
True guestwho
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alphabetized bible 12 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
But why
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End drunk driving! 21 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Do I know you? Did you hear me present this in class?
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Meet the shoebill stork 8 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
I thought it was a statue until the last frame!
Michael Phelps or Usain Bolt? 41 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Michael phelps hired a prostitute and made her pee on him even though she was uncomfortable. He cheated on his girlfriend with a transgender. He went to rehab for drugs. Etc
Michael Phelps or Usain Bolt? 41 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Not anymore than Michael
Cheap game you can play 14 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Cheap?
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you do you girl! :) 19 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
That's awful
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I Need This Man's Job 18 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Can someone from Japan confirm pls? 3 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
I love Japan
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Time ruins people 24 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Just in that picture I think
· Edited 8 years ago
This is the best pope 36 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
You're absolutely right, God doesn't care what we do in life to seem like a good person, but he cares whether or not we accepted him, loved him, and tried to live through him. I've met shitty people that bullied me and made my life hell but said I had to forgive them because Jesus forgives everyone and then they went to church and thought everything was ok, and as long as they were giving the appearance of a Christian it didn't matter if their hearts were corrupt. It matters if you love Him and want to be like Him. I've learned to not care what other Christians say I should do, or give the appearance of those Christians that go around saying Jesus loves you. I just try to be kind to people because that's how Jesus was; to be friends with the sinner and help people find their way to Him. I don't give a rats ass about going to church, I just encounter a bunch of phonies there. It matters what's in my heart and that's it
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This is the best pope 36 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
I do not believe we are immensely different though. We have the same core values but different beliefs and practices which is proves that we are not the same. I love the pope though, he is teaching people that the bibles values are not bad, and is trying to be like Jesus Christ, something Catholics and Christians can look up to
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This is the best pope 36 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Christians ONLY worship Jesus Christ. Catholics worship Mary, believe that you can only get into heaven with good deeds, and NOT faith alone, and believe that you can only communicate to god through a priest. Christians believe that Jesus died to, of course get rid of all of our sins, but to be the only higher priest there is. So they do not need to communicate to god through another person or atone their sins with multiple prayers, they only need to ask for forgiveness and repent
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This is the best pope 36 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
We aren't, we have different beliefs
This is the best pope 36 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Why are you so full of hatred?
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This is the best pope 36 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Holy shit dude take a chill pill
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This is the best pope 36 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
You really misread the bible
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This is the best pope 36 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
*catholics
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Michael Phelps or Usain Bolt? 41 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Usain
Some of us really cant afford much 40 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Well if you were dating someone that didn't have a lot of money you should know this and if you're not okay with a ring that size then you need to date someone with more money to appease your lifestyle