jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
Simmer well pupper 158 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Simmer well pupper
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I can't be the only one that does this 14 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Same but it's my leg
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Chopped contestants have to cook some weird shit 7 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Is chopped on Netflix?
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Panties 13 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Noooo they're expensive
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Panties 13 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Lmao sometimes you just want to feel pretty
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I hope so. (NSFW because Fantastic Beasts spoilers) 8 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
YES I HOPE SO
Jimi Hendrix the Snowman 3 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
This is in my city!! Seattle, Capitol Hill woot woot!
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When you nasty 1 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Me rn bc I just started dating somebody
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But why whyyyyyyyy 8 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Muscle man has feelings everyone can relate to
Girls and their toys 4 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
This is literally me and the guy i'm dating. The first time we hung out I was completely wasted and started showing him filthy Frank videos
Chicken nuggets are basically hot chicks 6 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
When I get drunk I cry about Mexican food because I moved from Southern California to Seattle
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She looks cute either way 5 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Wait what she looks like she's wearing makeup in the first photo
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Nothing to see here 18 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Is this the new dinosaur thing
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But why whyyyyyyyy 8 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Yeah I have plenty of time left but some people I know are engaged or have been in years long relationships and i'm over here single as a pringle been faithful to everyone I know and still been cheated on but ya know
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I hope you all have a wonderful winter this year 7 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Please post more kitties
squad goals 9 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
The guy who plays Robbie has cancer. Please go to this gofundme to help him with his treatment https://www.gofundme.com/2tm9tqk
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Don't Worry California, Help Is On The Way 8 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
It's actually gotten considerably worse
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Don't Worry California, Help Is On The Way 8 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
I moved from Cali to Seattle and it's so fhcming different there is green here
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Guy friend 1 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Tbh no one should do this unless you've known them for a long time and your partner knows them too
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We gotta keep an ion this kitty! 5 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
No need for that last comment
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Protecting trump 11 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Also they shot the phone
But why whyyyyyyyy 8 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Same tho. I'm never gonna get a husband without fucking anybody
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Go away boy 1 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
This literally happened at a party I was at. I was drunk and yelling about how lonely I was and how no one wants to date me. A drunker guy was like, "So that means you don't have a boyfriend" and I was like "nope" and he was like "then will you go on a date with me" I responded, "NOO". I don't remember it but my friends tell me I was really offended
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It's pretty bad 7 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
The Thomas the Tank remix of back in black is my favorite
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