Chopped contestants have to cook some weird shit

Basically chopped
Contestant 1: I come from a poor family and need this money, cooking is my life
C2: I work in a restaurant for charity now here's some people who we paid to say nice shit about this place
C3: I don't need this money but my friends do
C4: I literally just started cooking yesterday
Round one
C1: let me distract you from my bad cooking by telling you a sob story
C2: my charity does this and here's my average cooking
C3: my cockiness is only bounded by my awesome cooking and dickiness
C4: holy shit what is this
*C1 gets chopped*
C1: *literally sobbing*
Round two
C2: C1 deserved to win
C3: C1 really didn't need that money
C4: I was rooting for her....
*C3 gets chopped*
C3: *cursing in foreign language*
Round Three
C2: how i'm winning i don't know
C4: how i'm winning i dont know
*C2 gets chopped*
C2: how in the

I like the sound of that. It sounds a lot like cutthroat kitchen though

Cutthroat kitchen is like chopped's insane twin brother where they force you to cook with no utensils and easy bake ovens. On chopped they just go here's some 3 day old lettuce some foreign vegetable you've never seen before in your entire life and a questionable fish, now cook me a gourmet meal using these ingredients.

@serosenpai - That is the most perfect explanation, and it summarizes pretty much every single episode!

Yep, it totally is