jensensbooty
Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope
Fap and laugh 30 comments
jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
I do too
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Up, up and away! 5 comments
jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
We are good at cross country and triathlons, but sadly they already made it across the border and so they can't compete for Mexico
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Why doesn't this happen to me 14 comments
Elephant Rock in Heimaey, Iceland 4 comments
Never forget the people who guided you 3 comments
Finally the truth! 29 comments
jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
Got bullied all the fucking time in high school at a private school, the administration told me I had no evidence even though multiple people came forward. The kids who bullied me were put into leadership like cheer captain and class president. I left the school
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Same tbh 24 comments
Same tbh 24 comments
jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
Lesbian porn is the only porn I watch because dicks freak me out and it always seems like he's hurting her
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Dear Female Staff 19 comments
jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
Just leave the toilet closed with the lid so both of us have to lift the toilet seat up when we go to the bathroom
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Till now, I still don't know if it's cannon 4 comments
Heartwarming stories 12 comments
jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
What the fuck the Mexican man story isn't heartwarming it breaks my heart everytime I read it
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Bad example? 14 comments
jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
Not true Steve Jobs was a horrible human being, possibly worse than Donald Trump
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I have the same goals as a 6 year old 4 comments
Our homie Nelson Mandela on the kiss cam 7 comments
Proud to have worked for the Forest Service 7 comments
