jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
Brothel signs in Pompeii 13 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
I took a picture of that when I was up there
"Excuse me, we're playing golf here" 8 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Florida
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He's kinda right 23 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Bruh that's not how it works
What's not to love about this? 9 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Yes!! I was thinking the exact same thing
Some unique inspiration 7 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
I'm still confused
Mine is f3 45 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
E5
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Just imagine how the homeowner felt 70 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
My mom was punched in the head and he pushed down my 2 year old sister when they came home to walk in on a burglar. He escaped but she got in her car and hunted him down and he only got 3 years. We moved by then but fuck burglars
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That took a turn 5 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Hey I go to University of Washington- I'll track down this guy for you guys
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Yeah, I dabble 5 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
What the fuck man
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It makes me sad guys 5 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Same
Ain't this the truth 26 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
True. Can I get an amen
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You evil bastard 22 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
I loved it so much as a kid because I didn't know what lust was as a kid and so it really made me curious about what he was feeling because I knew it wasn't love. Even now I get the chills because it isn't normal lust.... it's really fucked up religious mental illness lust that destroys the victims and creates serial killers
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I'm sure they know 4 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
They're just waiting to eat you
Me every time 1 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
ET looking mofo
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It makes a lot of sense 9 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
I think he's talking about recreational drugs
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I think we can all agree 27 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
*he's
Hold my beer 23 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Fucking Bellevue
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Be grateful of what you have 3 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Is that Geoff and Millie?
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Goddamn libertards wreckin our true way of doin things 6 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
The royal family did it all the time
Wait what 10 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
It's a supernatural reference! @jimcrichton
Wait what 10 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Agreed. I may not have picked the most handsome guy in the world but he is beautiful in my eyes for being everything that I need. Looks don't matter, the heart, personality, and motivation does
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Fap and laugh 30 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Sleep tight,suzuki 61 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Sleep tight, suzuki
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Parenting success 2 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
My dad farts a lot too kid, now I have the curse you will too one day