jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
Welcome to film studies 101 4 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Yo but forreal Guillermo del Toro stole that storyline
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Because apple 1 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Oh Gavin
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Positano italy 8 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I miss going here :( it was absolutely stunning
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Taking being a cheap ass to a new level 8 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
She sounds like J. Paul Getty but not as bad
Keepers of ancient knowledge 5 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I was born in 1998 so I consider myself to be a 2000s kid, even though I hated the era and only listened to R&B. So you are only a 90s kid if you have memories early enough to remember it
Yummy water 10 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Is that Flint, Michigan?
Every damn time 5 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Chip card readers, they're new in the US
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Low cost cosplay... Nailed it!!! 2 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
THAT TOILET IS DISGUSTING
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Breakup-zoned 4 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I feel the same it's ok *pats back* you're not alone.
Nostalgia 10 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
You know that was a long time ago because days are never chilly in October anymore
Yeah no 17 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
As another Californian I can further back this up
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fleecy over 9000 3 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Butthole boy
Stan Lee facts 12 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
He's also been accused of sexual assault but YA KNOW it's cool
Help 8 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Achievement hunter, minecraft
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Help 8 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I love that episode
I mean 18 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
It's a sense of reclaiming a word that has caused so much damage. If you own it, it can no longer have the power it has. Unfortunately, by saying other people can't say it still gives the word negative power
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Happy baker dad 13 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Aw he started off thin and now he's a little gordito! That's super cute
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Momma wolf pees on robot wolf pup so that her cubs welcome it into the family 4 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
If you want to see the effects of wolf pee on people in a hilarious context watch Cow Chop's Christmas video https://youtu.be/2mAhfiTcYRE
Facebook gold 8 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
You're not supposed to spray anything down there!!!
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Things Overheard in LA 13 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
As a person who lives in LA... yes this is accurate everyone is just a bunch of idiots
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Really good at naming cats 6 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Someone is just an avid Markiplier fan
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Humanity & new stuff in a nutshell 7 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Go at 8:30 there's no line it's amazing
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Hank is just pretending 3 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Literally every teenage girl has this phase
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Aloe you vera much as well 3 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Handwriting is terrible I could barely read it