jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
What they've done 26 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I’m sorry what
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Win win 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Honest question, I have average boobies and am thinking of getting fake boobs. Does it matter to guys whether they’re fake or not? Aesthetically and feel wise as well?
What is love? 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Big yikes
This tip on my pizza box in India 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Real funny when most of the oceans pollution is coming from your rivers
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Boys without fathers 18 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
How do we do the opposite...
Things you can learn from movies 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
NSFW?
I never saw nothing 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
This meme is so good
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Cat's can eat a few pancakes 12 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Oh ok! Sounds good XD
Cat's can eat a few pancakes 12 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Mexican casserole? A cuerno?
The world as presented by Spongebob 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I’ve heard both bats and snakes
Noooooooo! 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Taking out of your back pocket as you’re going to sit down because women’s jeans have ridiculously small pockets
69..hehe 13 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Poor lady
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The importance of hydration 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
But the only way I encounter drama is when I run into my suitemates in the bathroom
Works for me 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I mean or dad
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Hungry little monster 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I love NPR
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Who lives in a hellscape under the sea 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I would be scared shitless
Making your roommate uncomfortable to the point of breaking the lease 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Wow this post just shows what a deplorable, immature baby that person is. Seriously, you’re 35, are still rooming, having casual sex, and you can’t have an adult conversation with your roommate? Definitely need to re-evaluate some major life skills
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That's life.. 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Stay in school kids
Lovely message 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Thanks for cutting it off
It's ok to loosen up a bit 9 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
You’re bipolar if you have manic episodes
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It's all coming together 8 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
It waited that long to kick in?
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When companies try to read your private messages 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
So excited that data law passed in CA today
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That would be the move 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
But jaden Smith don’t look like that anymore
Lol me! 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Well I’m on break so
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