jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
Paris is having a good 2020 so far 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Thank you internet explorer
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After sex selfies are a thing again. 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
First guy got some boobies
And you also can't calculate because of the stress and anxiety 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I just turned 21 and sometimes I say I’m 19 and sometimes I even think I’m still 17. Not good.
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Time for these memes to get a HD remake 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Captain America should’ve died instead
I am trying :'v 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
This is a face I haven’t seen in a very long time...
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Saying goodbye to a species, the very last male Northern White Rhino. A powerful photo of 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
But San Diego Zoo has white rhino embryos and is trying to have regular rhinos surrogate them to revive the species!
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R o r s c h a c h 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
This is actually biblical lol
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Fear my crayon skills you peasants 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
?
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Tom vampire cruise 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Scientology
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Holy shiiiiit Chris... Took me a second 8 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Think in ebonics
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When the like count does not favour the dark lord 7 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Please tell me who did this!!
F yeah 8 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
You made it seem like she left you alone at the house as a kid, which is a bad move
F yeah 8 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
We’re talking about little kids here, I think we can agree high-school can take care of themselves for the most part. The post seems to imply children, especially with the Disney world background
F yeah 8 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Uhhh... not all parents are negligent
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The blackness of this snake 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
It looks like velvet
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Self hate intensifies 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
That’s why Jesus gave a new command, love other as I have loved you
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Ah rain yes 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
But then it flooded
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A little situational awareness, officer 11 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Why would you keep that mug that long
Majestic kitty 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Of course it’s an aristocratic cat I bet that cat was spoiled as shit
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What they've done 26 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I’m sorry what
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Win win 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Honest question, I have average boobies and am thinking of getting fake boobs. Does it matter to guys whether they’re fake or not? Aesthetically and feel wise as well?
What is love? 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Big yikes
This tip on my pizza box in India 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Real funny when most of the oceans pollution is coming from your rivers
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Boys without fathers 18 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
How do we do the opposite...