jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
Because life sucks 5 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
Wow what a trip, they’re asking a local radio show that I listen to
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Knowledge is power. France is bacon 4 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
Aw man she erased the right answer
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Toot that thing 4 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
Well the teachers on the bus told us otherwise
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I wanna passive aggressively send this to my friend 4 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
Ugh this is so true
Of course 7 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
You guys are getting relationships?
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Snobbish ossified worthless Capybara 2 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
Workouts with music at the gym always make me dive deeper into my thoughts and become more depressed. Don’t like it
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cring 22 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
Agreed, it sucks
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Meanwhile in Madrid, someone sculpted the Venus de Milo out of snow 5 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
They definitely modernized it to cultural beauty standards
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Doctor Phil logic 2 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
Watch Big Joel’s video on the cult of dr.
Phil and MyLittleThoughtTree’s video on his video, really sheds light to doctor Phil
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Just out for a skate, North Ireland, circa 1972 2 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
Sunday Bloody Sunday
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Jesus was passive-aggressive 5 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
Fact check?
You don't need your phone box 5 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
Resale value?
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rovvin 6 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
Rock lobster
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This was a clusterf*ck 10 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
Haunting of Hill House?
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It’s nobody’s business sometimes 4 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
Absolutely I’m butthurt
It’s nobody’s business sometimes 4 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
Shut up
Relatable 1 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
And then I stay up until 1 am
Covid testemmiter 4 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
I think that’s our network lmao my dad did that
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The reboot we all need 4 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
This movie is the best
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I lurve you 4 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
Looks like The Triplets of Belleville
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Imma need you to replace the cake ink 4 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
Run
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Be indispensable 7 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
True dat
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I’ll throw up over myself before doing this 4 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
At that point I’m just trying to throw up lol
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You just gave the gift of pupper, ma'am 8 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
I think he started recording after she said the racist stuff
Hey, how you doing? Me: 1 comments
jensensbooty · 1 year ago
She was insufferable in this role