Genies are usually shown to be evil and twist wishes horribly

Yea if a cop sees someone grab your hair and you auto react and he arrests YOU, then hes not doing his job. I have ptsd. If someone GRABS me, even just my hair, I can assure you I will react and it will absolutely not be on me. Now youre correct that theres a big difference between defending yourself and excessive force, but we're not saying beat the ever living shit out of them.

She was touched first, so self defense.

What? No! Never even take the lid off the pot until its done.

Its taking excellent care of its bumbling, big human kitten. Thats proper cat love.

Ive got two 3 month old kittens that love their plush bed but wont have anything to do with the boxes I put down.

I was taught to stand and put weight on it. Always works for me.

Same universe since fry, bender, and the professor are seen in the time machine.

Im sure there are organic ones. Too many people equate organic with healthy these days as if a lack of pesticides will balance out 5000 calories.

https://youtu.be/LjHYS9Tt5bM

More likely rinsing the chlorine out. My city waters in their yearly "extra chlorine" phase. Simple shower irritates.

It's the Ace Ventura rhino gif

Not everyones toes get shorter sadly. Some are nearly the same, some can even be bigger than the big toe. My second and third are the same as my big toe and only the 4th and 5th are smaller. Its a real inconvenience.