When my girlfriend calls me to say she is in the mood 14 comments
jesuschrist
· 10 years ago
I'll split your ass like Moses split the Red Sea.
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At first but then.... 24 comments
jesuschrist
· 10 years ago
*starts knitting cloaks and outfits for them* "Come here my little Jawas. Time to get dressed again. Can't let people see what you look like, it'd drive them insane." :)
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Feels 15 comments
jesuschrist
· 10 years ago
THE END EPISODE WAS LITERALLY "GET OVER IT. ITS DONE. MOVE ON." ITS TIME TO LET GO.
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At first but then.... 24 comments
jesuschrist
· 10 years ago
*makes Nutella sandwich and hands it to the little thing* Here you go. Have a nice day.
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Big pen*s=communism 12 comments
jesuschrist
· 10 years ago
Saving this, and posting it wherever I can with #HugeDicksAreLikeCommunism.
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Feels 15 comments
jesuschrist
· 10 years ago
It's not nearly as good as the original. It's too goofy and carefree and the original was STILL more goofy and carefree than the comics.
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Colorado dogs 24 comments
jesuschrist
· 10 years ago
As someone who's never made pot brownies but has made brownies, isn't there CHOCOLATE in pot brownies?
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Feels 15 comments
jesuschrist
· 10 years ago
Guys, the Teen Titans were and still are a comic book series. The reason they never ended the actual story in the show is because the story wouldn't have ended with the show. What they did was they tried ending the Terra arc as well as they could while not actually ending the series, just the show itself. It was a difficult thing to pull off and they didn't do it perfectly, but I think it took guts. Especially when the moral of the episode was "It's time to move on".
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What if I told ya, I believe ya? 17 comments
jesuschrist
· 10 years ago
-call anyone out for their "irrational" fears about other breeds, because I carry my own "rational" one. I mean, I've been bitten by a Pit Bull before. Never bit once by a Chow^2. And yet it's the Chow's I worry about. It's just a basic comprehension of the animals usual temperament and mentality. The aggressive desire to hurt someone has to be taught to the dog, purposefully or not. But the protective desire to keep "bad people" away from your owner is kind of what we've been teaching dogs since they were wolves. And the Chow was one of the first.
TL:DR Agression has to be taught, but some dogs make more of it then others. A 5 lb Chihuahua can't do nearly as much damage as any bully breed can.
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TL:DR Agression has to be taught, but some dogs make more of it then others. A 5 lb Chihuahua can't do nearly as much damage as any bully breed can.
What if I told ya, I believe ya? 17 comments
jesuschrist
· 10 years ago
Aggressive? Yes.
But that's not to say that you shouldn't be careful around certain breeds, especially if it's not a dog you know.
I personally have had multiple incidents involving Chow Chows. All of them involved me being at the house of the owner and being followed, snarled at and practically sheparded through the house.
I personally love the breed, and would want to have one if I ever had kids, but they get really defensive in their home, especially with their owners.
That being said, they were bred to guard emperors in 150 BC and were marching across China, Europe and the Middle East with the Mongolian armies in 1300 AD, so they've been pushed into the role MUCH longer than most other breeds. That being said, they're not ALL aggressive, and when they trust you, they're the derpiest dogs ever. But even so, even though I love the breed, I keep an eye on them whenever I see one I HAVEN'T PERSONALLY TRAINED because I know what they can do of they think I'm a threat.
And I can't-
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But that's not to say that you shouldn't be careful around certain breeds, especially if it's not a dog you know.
I personally have had multiple incidents involving Chow Chows. All of them involved me being at the house of the owner and being followed, snarled at and practically sheparded through the house.
I personally love the breed, and would want to have one if I ever had kids, but they get really defensive in their home, especially with their owners.
That being said, they were bred to guard emperors in 150 BC and were marching across China, Europe and the Middle East with the Mongolian armies in 1300 AD, so they've been pushed into the role MUCH longer than most other breeds. That being said, they're not ALL aggressive, and when they trust you, they're the derpiest dogs ever. But even so, even though I love the breed, I keep an eye on them whenever I see one I HAVEN'T PERSONALLY TRAINED because I know what they can do of they think I'm a threat.
And I can't-
How a horseshoe crab moves. 30 comments
jesuschrist
· 10 years ago
YOUVE PASSED THE SECRET TEST! Here, you've won an all expense paid trip to Heaven and your own tropical paradise vacation island in the sky! Congratulations!
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Jesus is the way 10 comments
jesuschrist
· 10 years ago
Almost as much fun as popping up during satanic rituals, isn't it?
"Satan, with this sacrifice, we summon thee."
"Yoyoyo guys, let me drop the word about our most high father."
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"Satan, with this sacrifice, we summon thee."
"Yoyoyo guys, let me drop the word about our most high father."
3D printed electric membrane keeps heart beating even when outside the body 31 comments
jesuschrist
· 10 years ago
Because if Jesus (otherwise known as myself) did it, it must be a good thing.
