Naw, men are largely indifferent to others as long as other people don't involve themselves with his life. It's women who love gossip and drama and hate each other.

#%&!$. Wait wtf! What am I?

I was not ready to be attacked this way, take my upvote.

Members of congress are exempt, in fact the are exempt from every "new" law sence before "the war on drugs."

Instructions were clear, girlfriend still angry.

This is taking too long, END IT NOW!!!

Well... that's a problem I'll never have.

Taxes on overtime, if you always work 40 hours, clock out at 39 and a half to see your take-home pay go up.

One of our objectives in the Iraq war was to break up the Ba'th Party.

WooHoo, I'm living the dream!

Title gave me a sense of dread until I remembered "Tahiti is a magical place"

Seems premature, our history is defined by decades. We can't have a sequel until after 2029.

Never give them time to reconsider, dude's second comment should be "it's decided, you're the best gf ever!!!"