Only a raciest homophobe would criticize someone else's labels.

Seems like there is a little difference in one meal vs cradle to grave welfare.

The thought of my teeth shattering disturbs me.

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Like lovers do, by Hey Violet

Windows 95 second edition.

My problem, I'm 40. I missed the extra 2 inches.

Wow, the people on that bus really don't want you there. jk

California passes law requiring cage-free eggs, framers complain this will drastically increase the cost of producing eggs. Uninformed people blame Farmers/capitalism.
See California Proposition 12, also known as the Farm Animal Confinement Initiative.

Cars Can be Blue, any album, would be awesome, your ex-boss will never forgive you.

I wanted to be a truck. With AI technology and self driving cars, it might become an achievable goal.

Don't call billing, call cancellations and say its because of a messed up bill. retentions can and will fix it.

I would step slightly to my right knowing he'll never see me again. Might even stab an arrow in his knee.

Balloon made it all the way to the Atlantic ocean before anything was done.
Balloon - 1
Commander in Chief - 0

"A Twitter user drank Mastercard mouse water. This is how their organs shut down."
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Someone much more cleaver than me wrote that, but I wanted to share.

Hmm interesting... I never wanted to paint a dog before today.

So peace is never an option?

It seems likely they would appear in the location earth would have been in 1970. Not only does the earth rotate around the sun, the sun rotates within the galaxy, galaxy within the universe, universe constantly growing and stretching. Not only is the universe huge but we are adrift.

Why not, nobody filed charges against him. Sure the committee recommended charges for about a day, then changed their mind, as if all was good.

I believe in equality, everyone is getting made fun of.