Jesper Timmerman

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Grills can be lonely too. 4 comments
jibz · 6 years ago
You know either that or she may be referring to the fact that she's literally sold her soul to the king of the underworld at this point... I don't think friends are a big part of that life.
*hits blunt* 27 comments
jibz · 7 years ago
Why would it not be possible? Theoretically, the multiverse should operate by certain laws. It would be possible to work around those, if we found out what they are.
*hits blunt* 27 comments
jibz · 7 years ago
No, because it means that every possibility of humanity in an individual universe having progressed in a way that allows for interdimensional travel at any specific point in time, and the accompanying visits to other dimensions should constantly flood every single system with interdimensional visitors.
*hits blunt* 27 comments
jibz · 7 years ago
No, because it means that every possibility of humanity in an individual universe having progressed in a way that allows for interdimensional travel at any specific point in time, and the accompanying visits to other dimensions should constantly flood every single system with interdimensional visitors.
I present you Jim Jefferies 2 comments
jibz · 7 years ago
We are so free we have time left to complain about people calling our country by the wrong name. Like I am indirectly doing now.
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Because WHY THE HELL NOT, right? 12 comments
jibz · 7 years ago
I can dream okay?
Because WHY THE HELL NOT, right? 12 comments
jibz · 7 years ago
Bet I could do that if I was the only male on the same continent.
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*hits blunt* 27 comments
jibz · 7 years ago
That's the thing. If every possibility exists, there should be a possibility for every universe to visit every other universe at every moment. But that would eliminate the possibility for a universe which you describe, where nobody travels to. The idea that every possibility exists is inherently paradoxical.
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*hits blunt* 27 comments
jibz · 7 years ago
Really though, multiverse theory doesn't mean every possibility exists, due to said paradoxical situations and the fact that every possibility of every person entering every universe at every moment should exist. Rather, look at it as a range of numbers. If you count only every third number, you don't hit every number but still have an infinite number of different possibilities.
· Edited 7 years ago
Explaining to people how my name is pronounced 10 comments
jibz · 7 years ago
False... There is a man named Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas who explained it once and within a few months half the world knew how it is pronounced!
I hate it when it's one of those 13 year old girl/boy in their first relationship 7 comments
jibz · 7 years ago
I have Mormon friends and they usually get married at that point.
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Why hasn't Hollywood done this yet? 16 comments
jibz · 7 years ago
The best part is that Loki had to go through extreme lengths to explain Freya's appearance to Utgard-Loki (the giant king).
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I feel like I've seen something similar in a Harry Potter game on the PS1 years ago 7 comments
jibz · 7 years ago
Can someone make a meme with the laughing guys in suits of Prince of Persia going "And then they said no possible way to access it"
Sometimes you just need a hug 6 comments
jibz · 7 years ago
This isn't cure, this is the saddest thing ever because 100% this is how that ghost died so now his ghost repeats his last few moments forever.
Need your help guys 51 comments
jibz · 7 years ago
If I do, will you recommend a girlfriend to watch my movie with?
Non issues 27 comments
jibz · 8 years ago
Feminazis are definitely an issue. Definitely not the biggest, but an issue nonetheless.
Such titanic brutality 12 comments
jibz · 8 years ago
When the ice Titan says it's not cool, it ain't fucking cool. He's the authority on that shit.
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Match stick maths 26 comments
jibz · 8 years ago
4 + 3 =/= 1. Easy
A tattoo artist in Boston wants to tattoo all 151 original Pokemon onto people 14 comments
jibz · 8 years ago
He'd better be saving Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan for Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan...
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...dammit... 5 comments
jibz · 9 years ago
Report Pudge please.
Well, this is accurate. 7 comments
jibz · 10 years ago
Whoever controls arrakis controls the spice.
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And kids.. Thats how earth got invaded 10 comments
jibz · 10 years ago
Except Loki wasn't Odin's adopted son.
Russel Crowe give good advice 9 comments
jibz · 10 years ago
Makin' movies, makin' songs 'n fightin' 'round the world!