Monkey bong 64 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson
· 5 years ago
Tonkey Dong
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Won't somebody please think of the chicken? 11 comments
Astronaut Dave Scott looks at Earth from the Apollo 9 Command Module in March, 1969. NASA 2 comments
Behold The Mighty Predator (sfw pet post) 36 comments
90's kids remember those 6 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson
· 5 years ago
This is the first time I've hear 'em called Pogs. We knew these bad boys as Tazos and usually got* them in chip bags. I had an insane amount of Dragonball Z ones.
Great throwback.
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Edited 5 years ago
Great throwback.
Ants were spotted in our office restrooms. The ladies sign in pink I responded with other 1 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson
· 5 years ago
Ants were spotted in our office restrooms. The ladies sign in pink I responded with other tactic to ensure that Russia would never again be able to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula.
Canadian hockey players hockey stick broke in crucial moment when they were about to 4 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson
· 5 years ago
Canadian hockey players hockey stick broke in crucial moment when they were about to use it as a transmitter to send out a signal to a passing Alien aircraft
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A selfie at the top of Mount Everest disproves the flat earth theory 14 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson
· 5 years ago
Just to clarify, I am a globe-tard and do not believe in the Flat Earth Theory, but this image does not disprove anything.
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Somewhere, in a galaxy far, far away, there's a creature like this except it's 8 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson
· 5 years ago
Somewhere, in a galaxy far, far away, there's a creature like this except it's currently working two full-time jobs to pursue its dream of becoming a divorce lawyer.
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My childhood question 4 comments
55 year old gave birth to her grandchild acting as a surrogate for her 31-year-old 2 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson
· 5 years ago
55 year old gave birth to her grandchild acting as a surrogate for her 31-year-old son, who has been unable to conceive children despite having a sex change.
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Still shaking my head 11 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson
· 5 years ago
This does happen, One of the People that I work with legitimately believes that,
A - The earth is flat.
B - Vaccines were created by the government to make people sick or weaken them.
C - The top 1% are either aliens, or Illuminati connected to the aliens.
He once told me that the Royal Family owns around 95% of the gold in the world and that they have made a deal with the aliens and are trading the gold for technology and weapons. I asked him what aliens would want with gold?
His response: 'Have you seen in the movies, when a space craft enters the atmosphere, it burns up before it can reach the earth, the aliens use the gold to cover their spaceships so that when it enters our atmosphere, it will reflect off of the gold.
I then asked him how does the earth have an atmosphere/Ozone layer if it's flat. He said that something has to keep the space out.
A - The earth is flat.
B - Vaccines were created by the government to make people sick or weaken them.
C - The top 1% are either aliens, or Illuminati connected to the aliens.
He once told me that the Royal Family owns around 95% of the gold in the world and that they have made a deal with the aliens and are trading the gold for technology and weapons. I asked him what aliens would want with gold?
His response: 'Have you seen in the movies, when a space craft enters the atmosphere, it burns up before it can reach the earth, the aliens use the gold to cover their spaceships so that when it enters our atmosphere, it will reflect off of the gold.
I then asked him how does the earth have an atmosphere/Ozone layer if it's flat. He said that something has to keep the space out.
Not how you make a goddamn burritooooooooo 16 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson
· 5 years ago
This has to be the best thing that I have every read with my own two eyes. Thank you Mr bot.
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Friendly reminder to mess with corporate entites 13 comments
Poster is fixed 10 comments
Unuaualsimg ven tee 12 comments
Childhood Relic. Damn I miss playing mini 4wd. I spent most of my allowance back in high 3 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson
· 5 years ago
Childhood Relic. Damn I miss playing mini 4wd. I spent most of my allowance back in high school on drugs and hookers because my mom couldn't stand the fact that I'm a bot.
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Can someone make this into a thing? 10 comments