jmmcclain

jmmcclain


I'm just here to try and make mialinay giggle or shit. Wait, that second part doesn't sound quite right. Oh well...

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I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Haha for some reason I'm envisioning like a shady character opening their trench coat during a zombie invasion, but rather than selling watches and thimgs they have like axes, cleavers, guns, etc...
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This will create a black hole 13 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
No, I guess I tend to overthink things. I've seen her there a few times after and it feels like there is something there. It just hasn't happened for multiple complicated reasons. Besides, I'm holding out in hopes of stumbling into you somewhere and awkwardly giving you a silly drawing lol
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I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
haha *initiates staring contest*
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I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Yea, it was like the camera shifted or something and made them look fuzzy. I probably just have sasquatch eyes or something. I think I was tired too. Oh, thanks!
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I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Lol :)
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I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Thanks - 10/10 would eat brains
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I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Haha hand over the brains and no one gets hurt.
Me: You think we'll have a zombie alert like an amber alert?
Also me: Dude, you can't joke about amber alerts.
Me: Watch me! Muhahahahhgaf
This will create a black hole 13 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
I love this idea. A girl at a book store told me about it. Naturally I fell in love with her haha. I went home and drew her a picture of a cat, a cat that was on a physics book I bought, that had the cat doing several different scientific things. I went back and awkwardly gave it to her the next week.
Daily Dose Of Doggo #1 - Smile Doggo :) 2 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Okay, where's this guy/girl at? I'm prepared to do the petting.
title 3 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
I'm very guilty of this
Show some love for your momma 10 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Got my mom one of those edible arrangement things one time... She wasn't into that much :(. My nephew did get me a heart shape box this year that he wrote, "happy Valentine's day ya filthy animal." Apparently I go around saying things like that. It's from Home Alone movie... Raising that joker right
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Show some love for your momma 10 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Haha. This made me laugh more than it should have
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The ideal Uber ride 1 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Took an uber a few days ago from the hospital and it was incredibly awkward. In the his defense, I'm pretty awkward
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It took me a while to get it 3 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Turns out I'm not so nice
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It took me a while to get it 3 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
I didn't know Lindsey Lohan was in rehab again! OH SNAP! NO HE DIDN'T
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It took me a while to get it 3 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Wait, is this one of those roast me things? Looks like maybe not.
Ooh oh, let me go. Pshh. Your hair is on your head and your face has facial features!
Take that woman!
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Have you ever felt this way? 9 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Yup
The Oscar for best kissing scene goes to 4 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Stop that
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Some ***ed up shit 3 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Lol
Brush hooman 5 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Mrow indeed
Brush hooman 5 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
I like this. Idk, I like cats.
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The big Ouch 212 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Haha, so I took in account sense of humor and creativity. For the proposal that is. Seems a bit unsanitary
The big Ouch 212 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Me: Okay, *gets down on one knee*
Roommate: What are you doing?
Me: I'm proposing to Mia.
Roommate: *looks at me weird* Who!?
Me: Yea, you're right. I don't even know her. *stands up*
Me: *looks at picture*
Me: ...
Me: *gets back on knee*
Roommate; What are you actually doing right now?
Me: I'M PROPOSING TO MIA!! YOU CAN'T STOP ME!
Me: *pretends to open ring box*
Roommate: *kicks me over*
Me: *mostly on the ground now continuing to open pretend box* Mia?
I'm joking haha. That tattoo is amazing.
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The more I look at it, the more it is hypnotising me 7 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
It's quite beautiful!
Appreciate the people in your life 6 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Thank you! Doesn't seem like it some days, but I do appreciate it very much. *smiles and carefully places note in my keepsake box*
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