This will create a black hole

They will collapse in to a black hole and land all at once.
EDIT: 3 hours after making this comment i read the title and now i feel stupid.

It’ll roll like a wheel

have you ever heard of a perpetual motion machine? It'll be like that but it'll float.

I love this idea. A girl at a book store told me about it. Naturally I fell in love with her haha. I went home and drew her a picture of a cat, a cat that was on a physics book I bought, that had the cat doing several different scientific things. I went back and awkwardly gave it to her the next week.

Then stupid trend needs to stop

The floor will simply curve to cover all three. It is the only way