You are the kind and awesome and deserve bunches of flowers *places down more flowers*

I think I did want to talk about it, but I think I may be okay now. I wouldn't want to burden you with anything either. She doesn't have Alzheimer's. Unless she has just developed it. She may have dementia. She's just been in a bed for so long. She's confused. She still doesn't really know who I am

My mom didn't know who I was tonight. She forgot I was her son. I spent like two hours trying to convince her I was. Showing her pictures and stuff. It's stupid

Brilliant!

That snake cup

I read rattles and thought it was some sort of ungodly conglomeration of rats and skittles

I just stumbled across this gem @mialinay

Oh no! This went horribly wrong. I was trying to be all whimsical and insult you as a friend so you'd be all happish like the second picture, but I insulted you, someone is now at gunpoint with themselves, now catfluff! Not catfluff! Catfluff is the best of us *starts eating catfluff* - it's what she'd want

So see you at the park?

Flameo hotman

@dr_richard_ew: *finger guns in mirror*