jmmcclain

jmmcclain


I'm just here to try and make mialinay giggle or shit. Wait, that second part doesn't sound quite right. Oh well...

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The drama in the background 3 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
Me (background): when I realize there's no milk for cereal I've already poured
@xvarnah (foreground): suffer bitch!
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I think my cat is mew 2 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
cat.exe has crashed
@13579a 15 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
Haha cute parisqeen!
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My Costco had toilet paper and it was very well organized and the people were civil 6 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
I thought that brand was called butt tissue
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FunSub Friend Appreciation 146 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
:3
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I couldn't figure put why all my markers kept disappearing, until I went into the other 3 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
He's been binge watching that hoarders show
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Killing off a few characters 9 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
Hmm what kind of gum?
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A spider patched a hole in my bug net 6 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
Everything's a vibrator if you try hard enough
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Killing off a few characters 9 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
Okay...let me see if I got this right.
I = worried
@mialinay = too
@purplepumpkin = one of the characters = the main character
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All friendly up until someone commits murder suicide. Hmm *smokes pipe*
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It was @xvarnah! In the kitchen with the candle stick!
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Hahaha i just imagined someone trying to kill themselves with a candle stick. That's probably not funny. Why'd you kill Roy?
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Killing off a few characters 9 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
*is worried*
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NerdSubstance 26 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
*puts chin in hands and nods head up and down* yes
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Gouldian finch chicks have blue opalescent beads on the corners of their mouths, making 10 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
Haha I know! I was hoping someone would ask why I was talking about your tits and I could explain without being a weirdo, but the internet came through for us and did good work to make me look creepy
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The David statue protected by bricks during WW2 5 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
Haha oh I missed you so much! Hey!! Yay! I'm so glad!!!
Bright pretty Cheetah 5 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
I think we can close the case on xvarnah being a toe sucker
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Happy xvarnah day! 10 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
I sorry. Happy birthday @famousone!
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Happy xvarnah day! 10 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
*rubs hulky snek hands together mischievously*
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Bright pretty Cheetah 5 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
Hmm good to know haha
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I canna jump the distance, you'll have to toss me 1 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
You silly
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The real MVP 28 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
We should have like a xvarnah day. Everyone has to post something aimed at trying to make her smile or something like that. Thanks to everyone that carries us.
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The real MVP 28 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
Go sleep well hung woman! Be proud!
A most beautiful species, the Secretary Bird 13 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
These are beautiful. I've seen one of these
In real life before. On my phone. On FunSubstance. Right now.
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He seems to be saying it rather well (@Guest_) 10 comments
jmmcclain · 3 years ago
Haha lmao
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